"All right, it's this fat kid, and he's on a log. Oh! Now he's in the water. Pretty pissed about it, too. Roof!"
"Some guy lip-syncing a song or something. I never really heard of it before. It's kinda funny, I can't really explain it. Rrruff. Woof. Ruff."
"Some kid just fell off the roof! Roof!"
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