Content from May 2002
- Good morning! Here's 500 firecrackers under your butt!
- Well, this is how you stop a double play with your head.
- Nancy Grace, totally PWN3D by her own crew.
- Nancy
- The flying reverse-rape blowjob is a tradional expression of a soccer victory.
- Issue #1 of YOU ARE ON ACID MAGAZINE
- Those girls don't know it, but each one of them dates Rick Van Veen at some point.
- The looks of pure terror on their faces probably say something about how proud they aren't.
- Ya know, the nails probably would have held him on there pretty well, too.
- The fact that they felt the need to hold the condom on a stick makes me very glad I wasn't that guy.
- Better waking up with it in your face than in your anal column.
- Borats Anonymous: Know someone who needs it?
- Imagine your most humiliating dream.
- Good use of English. Sike.
- Honestly, I'd rather drive this than a Pontiac Aztec.
- People need to be more careful when sculpturing. Though, this might have been intentional.
- He thought this was the "greatest invention ever."
- The "C" on his hat stands for "criminal misuse of corporate property"
- Oh, those wacky Japanese and their comical use of English. I'm sure if I tried their language I'd do much better.
- A fireworks factory explodes, and it's as insane as it sounds.
- College - Graduation
- "This ad was in the KMart ad, Sunday, April 28th, 2002, Watertown Daily Times. NOTICE that nothing is holding the umbrella up...no wonder KMart is going Chapter 11"
- Little hard to take them seriously..
- "I leave for one night and my roommate throws a fit throwing hellride and smashes eveything in my room. That's him passed out."
- A picture of naked girls on swings. Not so funny, but if you are a guy you will be sexually excited.
- Looking for new digs ladies?
- Don't look at this before you go to sleep, you'll see it on the back of your eyelids.
- Sounds like some extremely small niche leisure magazine...
- "We caught the poor fella on a long road trip."
- "My Master Chief sent this to all of us here as if we were into this sort of thing? What kind of retard goes through this?"
- I hope they actually sell these as empty cases in stores.
- These VT kids know how to party... DMV style!
- I have a feeling this is the first of many. Try to innovate! Let's see some naked chicks, not just nugs.
- "Well....these are two friends of mine from my hometown, one is a lesbian, the other wasn't until we got enough alcohol into her."
- Dude...check out her hand! She's in the club!
- Originally "Community garage sale at twelve noon with BBQ."
- No, really, cats are great companions!
- I already used the only joke I could think of in this picture's filename.
- If this isn't college humor... I don't know what it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111123
- Get your eyes off her breasts! She's on fire!
- College guys' clock! Well, girls', too.
- The cat has no idea what's going on, but doesn't seem to care, either.
- "My roomate Geoff is an art major, he drew this full-size picture of a woman on a matress, we cut out a hole in the vaginal area for maximum pleasure."Wow dude, only a year of art school on that?
- and... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- "Ok, we got a report one of you has been licking his crotch and sniffing asses, we can do this the easy way or the hard way!"
- Yeah, finals! I wish we'd gotten this pic up a few weeks ago. Do you still love us?
- "Pure rock 'n' roll. The best part was the carpet setting fire, but you can't see that in the picture."
- "Oregon Tech Engineering students putting the laws of physics to good use."
- Why you should join a fraternity!!!!!
- More Mr. T shit!
- "This was our homecoming display last year. The funniest part about it was the little kids getting their pictures taken with it."
- "Having these plates is the only thing my '89 Prelude has going for it."
- This is a photograph of a woman with a gun. Well, not really. It's a set of compressed data that, when properly decoded and represented on a screen, creates the illusion of a photograph.
- Ahhh...if only I found this before.
- Let's hear it for ruining the picture of the year with some stupid Mastercard shit! Oh, wait, I guess it's American Express now.
- Talk about Easter funny!
- Right outside Lewinsky, MD, swear to god, ok, so not really.
- College - Studying III
- She was 13 when she graduated. How smart are you?
- Blow some stuff up today. (Game)
- Probably one of the most intense puke pics I've seen. The liquid hell of Chinese food and beer below is terrifying.
- Yeah - clever, low-key drunken shamings are the best.
- Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat
- Each of his arms has more muscle than my town does.
- Is this political commentary or a straight-out accident?
- "Here is a collection of the alcohol that a group of guys in my hall have consumed this school year"Our site definitely needs a picture category called "college."
- The story seems fake, but the moral is uplifting.
- "Three girls thinking they are flashing some hot new gang sign."
- Snow days are such fun! Check out Cock Hall.
- "Mom wasn't happy with me when she saw what my friends and I stole and added to her minivan... *shrug* what can I say?! It was a pretty boring weekend at back at home..."
- A kid breathing fire!!!!!
- I love how we consider these M&Ms to be lovable characters, when their only purpose is to promote the buying of a product.
- AHAHAHAHAHA! Toy-Yoda! Toyota! Gah, everyone's a critic. . .
- "Hope I pass!"
- The extremely single woman's dishwasher
- FINALS!!!! COLLEGE!!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!
- This is less picking your nose and more becoming one with it.
- I'll have to have my girlfriend read this :)
- So many sexual cartoons are retarded. This is not one of them.
- This picture had a caption before right on the image, but I think it works better without.
- Weird - some people will find this picture funny, while others might feel offended! Crazy!
- Super Mario Strikers - Flash Game
- Dancing With The Stars + Grindhouse. I'd see it.
- Someone Has Soiled the Air! Nice psuedo-vintage comedy.
- We were supposed to be married but this slut cheated on me. I found out and set up a hidden camera. Help me expose her for what she is."
- "Yeah, let's not hang out at Mark's place anymore."
- I wonder what's in that lunchbox.
- Don't you just love girls who play along? The reason so many girls just aren't funny is they're unwilling to do stuff like this.
- Go honkies!
- This brings new meaning to the term "bicycle built for two"
- They call it Dennis. I'd call it the Tokeraffe, but I'm really into awkward puns.
- Say it with me, folks- "COLLEGE!"
- I was just wondering what the deal with this was.
- Wow. Do not even look at this.
- A new advertising campaign for Coke? Maybe! But if they don't remove the penises like we did, they might be in hot water!
- College - Finals IV
- Ride Scavengers, Airplane Drunks, and Moving Out
- "A kid in a wheel chair crowdsurfing. Only at a Vanilla Ice concert."
- "It's me, Wilbur Hopkins. I just got my grad pics back. Mad Props!"Wilbur, we love you.
- As long as the tampon isn't attached to some guy's balls, you should be fine.
- It's not Kung Pow, it's a real drop-kicking cow.
- I bet these people have extremely boring conversations. "Being famous is so weird"
- I heard if you finger a frog, your finger turns into a prince's finger.
- "Al Gore's saliva slowly mixes with The Tippster's saliva. Juices flowing... sensuality building up. They're both ready to reach climax, as their throbbing lips and pulsating-"
- "Here is a crazy ass 50' high rope swing outside of the drug capital of Asutralia (Nimbin) where everything is crazy and mad cheep. This swing gave me a cuncusion and a torn lip."
- I've seen some rough back slaps in my time, but MAN!
- If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and lined them up from end to end, you still should have used a Kleenex or something.
- Neither "college" nor "humor", but definitely interesting.
- "This was found on a package for hair chopsticks my friend bought in New Orleans. Very badly translated."
- Chicken, fish, and WHAT?
- Another one for the Animals Having Sex category of the pictures.
- Dude, hit this ground cucumber!
- "This girl at Spring Break Panama City decided she just had to smell my armpit."Guys, is this the craziest thing that happened at Spring Break?!? TRY HARDER!
- "I bet you never thought Honors students were bad asses, did ya? Well, we do go to Wazzu...."
- God Bless These Tits.
- Unlike most old fads, POGS never stop being funny to reference!
- "4/20 at UC-Boulder. Take notice of the cops in the background."
- I think her mouth is giving birth to it.
- "The NEW biggest game of beirut ever played. 5000 cups, 960 beers, no water cups, and about 30 people to a side. All played down to 4 on 4 last cup. It was tough, and few survived."
- I would pay $500 for footage of him dancing.
- Mr. T stuff is funny? I guess... but he, like Carrot Top, was invented by committee in early 2000 to promote collect call services.