Content from October 2002
- Not only is it comfy for your knees, but it's made of bubble-wrap and duct tape!
- The fat guy is probably a lot more interesting, I'm guessing, unless he just plays video games while the other guys work out.
- The "worst puke picture I've ever seen" pictures just keep getting pukier and pukier!
- Why the South lost the Civil War...
- This is an actual toy. Well, they gotta learn about it sometime.
- Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!
- I've been keeping this picture to myself for too long. Love it. Live it. Laugh it.
- The smaller your car, the funnier your donuts.
- The smaller your car, the funnier your donuts.
- "Ain't no party like a Utah party, 'cuz a Utah party don't stop."
- The urology gag doesn't sell as well, I bet.
- Computer jokes are the viagra jokes for the new millenium!
- I've seen a lot of fake "morning wood" pics, but this one really puts me in my place.
- It's generally a good idea to avoid stiching in your own unibrow, but hey, whatever.
- How much longer could it humanly get?
- Right, MSN. Those names TOTALLY capture my personality.
- Granted this picture is funny/insane. However- it is one of the most disturbing things you'll ever see.
- Here's the new drunk pumpkin picture that's been sent in to us about a hundred times, literally.
- Did you know that Batman eats pussy? It's true - just ask an upside-down Red Dog logo! (warning: this illusion is OPTICAL!)
- This guys looks like a European who seduces young, female American tourists.
- "This picture was taken at the NC state fair and I don't think the guy in the background realized how Scooby-Doo was being held."
- I wish it were that simple. You know, crossbreeding.
- But airplanes can do anything!
- This is called ROCKaganda.
- SUNY Cortland's 'Townie' made her way back to a House Party!"
- Me and my best friend up in Montana, check out the hills on this baby!
- "A few of my friends and I put this on a hill next to the football field of a brand new $40M high school. The opening of the field was even delayed by our 45ft. long, 20ft. wide MASTERPIECE."
- This is a French bar in Windsor, Ontario. Usually English errors aren't so abstract...
- I hope this Iraq shit leads to total war... I'm really psyched for all the propaganda.
- Don't worry, the gun isn't loaded!
- STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON SCHOOL!There are more important things. Like thongs.
- Here's a funny little commercial for all you lonely people.
- In case of emergency GO TO HELL!!!
- She forgot that you can't stick your tongue out at someone while you're drinking, unfortunately.
- It seems worth it until you're finished. I recommend paying first.
- I guess that guy can see the other side?
- "This sign said something about registering for some sort of elementary school or something."Good work, boys!
- "Hey, this box is *all* prizes!"
- Moving Is Like A Vaccuum: It Sucks
- I tried to come up with a "Me Chinese, me play joke..." parody that had to do with peeing in a gene pool, but I fucking just drew blanks.
- If this guy can get sloppy seconds, it's a wonder there aren't more babies and pregnant women walking around.
- That sign is right above an altar boy's mouth.
- He's crying because he's a failure.
- I hope he slips her the old "1 ball".
- What? WHAT? Was that an actual ad? Is that a beaver?!?
- "I was sorting through my old cards..."
- Way to "stand tall", TJ!
- If God had intended women to ejaculate, he would've... nevermind.
- WARNING: NUDITY WARNING: NOTHING ELSE OF INTEREST
- "This is from the Kentucky mission trip from my church. Five of us guys had to go at the same time so we decided not to flush and see how much we could fill it up!" Thank the lord for this picture!
- This kid's face looks like ______ !!!!!
- It's like... couldn't they have just shown this to ONE person who knows what's going on?
- Yeltsin shows middle finger to Clinton.
- Oh, man... "I love faucets"? That's ten times worse than "Insert dick here."
- I hope The Tarot Card Killer is a big CH fan!
- The number one reason for boating accidents. WARNING: this picture contains the number one reason for boating accidents.
- I think I'm gonna take a trip to Eastern Africa, if you know what I mean!
- Anyone else seen these pop-up ads? Is that what cyberwar is?
- Perhaps the single most significant factor in McDonald's success is its familiarity. The comfort of the Golden Arches, the two all-beef patties, and the trained employees are of paramount importance.
- First time I've ever seen it called a FAMILY pack!
- This is some cruel form of lion torture.
- To get your really, really dumb little boys into vaccuming.
- Fortunately, everyone in Florida was born before 69 was invented.
- Hurry, take the picture before it's too late!
- Whenever I see a picture with Japanese people doing something interesting, all I can think to write is "Those crazy Japanese!"
- TAKE THAT OSAMA.
- Look, his hand is in his pocket. That would have been pretty funny ten years ago!
- This is an actual picture of Avril Lavigne without her precious makeup!
- At Northern Arizona University outside McConnell, I had too much to drink and I had to puke over the rocks!
- Whever girls do this, I volunteer to hold their hands while I turn my head the other way, and they always decline.
- This happened near Gallipolis, Ohio. Now I know one thing about Gallipolis.
- "Note the evening events, and then look at the Sunday sermon. This came out of my AP politics book."
- It also destroys limpies.
- "Otis is drunk. Maybe he needs a shower. How about a golden shower."NICE.
- I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick?
- The only thing cooler than way too much Elvis shit is Taz mud flaps. This guy rules.
- That's one alley I rarely travel down.
- I can understand the guy looking at her vagina, but what's with that guy sleeping on her ass?
- A little 9/11 humor should turn things around.
- GUESS SHE SHOULDNT HAVE ORDERED THE HANDBURGER!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!111 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111 !!!!!!!!!1
- Ah, nature. Thank you for your vaginas.
- A homeless guy fishing for change is what you will see when your click your mouse on this sentence (using your hand (to click the mouse)).
- Doesn't the nipple get longer when the temperature gets lower?
- Get your database looking like this and it's smooth sailing from there!
- Bush gets some help with the war on terror. WARNING: CONTAINS POLITICAL SHIT
- "This was the album cover for my old band, Tastes Like Grandma."
- Another of the many similarities between girls and guys.
- "My brothers hand after slipping while climbing over a barb wire fence. Tore the flesh all the way down to the bone."
- Thank God for photography!
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- The perks of being a pizza delivery guy -- this happens every time!
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
- Thou Shalt Not Save the World and Get the Girl
- More of Barbie doin' it
- Dorks + Bad Acting = This
- Wow, two of the three hottest girls in today's media. Ashley can go suck an egg, though.
- Alright, baby, turn around so I can welcome you to Flavor Country.
- Everyone's been telling us our site is too girl-oriented lately. Well, this one's for you, guys!
- A little redundant, but at least it's somewhat redundant.
- More like streetcar named A FAT DUDE!
- They're indicating how many hundred years old they are.
- The world's first remote control! Get it? JOKES!
- WHOA. I love you guys.
- "As if the dentist's office wasn't scary enough already!" OR "Brings new meaning to getting drilled by the dentist!" - choose your favorite!
- My 10 gig iPod should be here any day. Too bad I didn't want to waste that much money and get it engraved.
- Do it right- not only will you not have a giant red X through you, but you'll be given a face, too!
- Spoof of the "drawing is my anti-drug" commercials, including both ferrets and paraphernalia.
- "Isn't it wonderful when mushrooms grow out of the walls in your apartment building?"
- He did this to himself!
- No idea what that means. Kind of like "military intelligence"! Or "creative oxymoron"!
- Yay, it grows on trees!
- "From Asheville, NC... in a town of stoned hippies, you're bound to find some humor."
- What the hell is growing in her groin area?
- I wonder how many of them are actually wearing underwear?
- Mr. Hoover!
- There are like 10 of these billboards around Spokane, Washington. What the hell is the point of this sign?
- Weird. If the phone number weren't there I'd assume it was some government humiliation campaign or something.
- This was on the front page of the UMBC newspaper last week. Can you spot all three oral sex references?
- "This is was on the front of one those fun houses at a carnival... doesn't look too kid friendly to me!"
- If I spent eight hours a day in a hair studio, I probably would.
- WHAT?!? People getting laid at a LAN PARTY?!?
- Ah jeez. Great. Wonderful. I feel good for putting this up.
- Literally lying in a pile of his own vomit. Greece is glad to be affiliated with you, I'm sure.
- "My little brother fell asleep near the scanner so I decided to make his face into a flier for my friends' bands' concert."
- This guy is the reason they invented NASCAR shirts.
- I don't think this would be funny without all the hands frantically pointing and waving.
- There is NOTHING offensive or upsetting about this picture. Doesn't that make you feel good?
- Seeing a lot of fat people pigging out makes me hungry. Shouldn't it have the opposite effect?
- "Got rid of our remaining fireworks... and beer."
- Why doesn't she just hide between his teeth?
- Wow, it's been a whole year already?
- Who won?
- Don't play baseball or this will happen
- Are they emphasizing "down" or is it just a typo?
- AMAZING: "My friends and I decided to regulate on this Wendy's worker one boredom filled night in Florida."
- By putting up this picture I feel like I'm simultaneously encouraging and discouraging women from doing this.
- "Actual savings club card from a local supermarket before they changed the name. Gives new meaning to being a 'member' in this club."
- Advertisement from Yahoo! Mail. What a nice feeling this gives my subconscious!
- "This is a guy that someone I know used to live with. This is his real license, no Photoshop necessary."
- This is what happens when you stock it up for 19 years...
- So, how exactly does this work out when he turns into a prince? And can your head even get close enough to kiss him?
- "This guy drank a beer poured down a random stripper's back and down her ass crack... Sheesh, what people will do when naked strippers surround you."
- Fortune cookie or bumper sticker? You decide.
- This is at Texas Women's University. I have no idea if it's legit or what.
- "Condom is thrown on sleeping roomates face... Can you imagine what was going on before this picture was taken?"
- Believe it or not, those statues actually offended Ashcroft.
- When you're working in a specific industry, you really should try to remember that other people aren't completely accustomed to your lingo.
- Be comfortable with your body image -- look at this, then look at yourself.
- "We start 'em on the bottle early in KY. As they learn how to walk we teach 'em how to stumble."
- I can't wait to see the thongs of 2012. Or 2013, or whatever. I think people will be having sex in clubs and on beaches by then.
- It's almost comical that she wears that outfit.
- I hope the "spotted" refers to "found" and not "infected with some rash."
- Shop Rite, bitch!
- "Our security system worked nice for about 5 hours before res services came by and took em all out."
- The European version of the shocker includes distracting the shockee with something large and shiny. Europeans are notoriously uptight.
- What kind of girl is this supposed to attract? Androids?
- "Ivy League invention with drinking intention!"
- Like Oil and Stuff That Hates Oil
- Babies are soft enough anyway that you don't really need to boil them, but whatever.
- "This is me and a friend streaking in Albertsons in Sacremento. IM me and I'll tell you the whole story. Screen name: thesandmonster"
- This is in Finland. More like WHOREway! I mean, more like NORway! I mean, more ilke FUNland!
- "This is a sign put in on the Bathroom door of the honors dorm at UMass Dartmouth. Apprently they always have their hands full."
- I think someone just Photoshopped the ball in there. They couldn't possibly be playing anything.
- "On the back of their uniforms they had spelled "GO NAVY." Someone took this before they were standing in the proper order."
- Guys?
- He misspelled "me" as "our children".
- The "E" stands for... uh, what would be funny?
- Gates was pretty damn cool looking. Or maybe he just looks like kids today who dress retro, but wasn't that cool in his own time. Whatever, Windows Me rules.
- My dad always said, "Son, there are a lot of guys who drive fast cars to get the girls. And the thing is, it always works."
- Why the bad mood? Oh, because we're going to turn you into a sandwich? And you never have a chance of getting a degree, not even from ITT?
- Ever drag-raced a lawnmower? This guy has.
- I bet Clinton is really good at getting girls off. Look at dude.
- Weird. It looks like it's from one of Beck's old videos.
- I LOVE MIDGETS! I HATE MIDGETS!
- "At Georgia Tech TV they have a program where you can call in and they'll do problems for you. We conned this chick into doing B*U*Pi*Integral of e^x."
- Once again, the confederate flag's presence doesn't surprise me.
- I wish more Japanese people acted like this sign reads.
- She's standing up for her right to make me want to freakin' puke.
- Those things are reason enough to move to Japan.
- "I found this is a Jehovah's witnesses pamphlet about suffering. Notice armageddon in the backround..."
- I'm waiting for the "no" Post-It to show up.
- "My friend Nick took the curve too quickly in the school parking lot and flipped right on top of the Principal's car.... his SN is 'Bronco2 1984'"
- Hint: Exhaust pipes aren't good for reviving dead animals
- Redhead day can happen in r-rated too
- "OK guys, I'm goin' in, and there better not be any dudes workin' in there."
- This had to be an inside job.
- The plural of drugs is drag? Do they even do drugs there?
- That's pretty much every place's unwritten rule.
- There's something about a snowman with skinny little legs that just makes me want to dance.
- I'm sure this guy hated his parents Toy and Pitee.
- What are they so happy about? Oh, their amazing bodies? Oh, ok.