Content from April 2003
- Read the rather lengthy description.
- Realistic Internet Simulator
- This game is so 2002
- For the BeerPonger on the go
- Oh, if you're in to games for $, we got 'em
- Free DVDs? I'm down.
- Ah Bangbus, why must you be so awesome? (pornish)
- Another killer CampusHook profile
- Britney, can't you do this at my pool? (lil dirty)
- Yeah, don't let Google get ya, jerk.
- Mario on acid, brah.
- Damn, no Bob Saget autographed one
- One (awful) way to propose to your girlfriend...
- I love how they specify "unlucky" cat
- "I'm not actually that fun"
- Check out the left side. My favorite is the French Revolution.
- Why to do police officers smell bad?Because they're always on 'duty.'
- Violent and awesome game. Shoot Shoot!
- Is it just me or is this the most offensive thing ever?
- It's over.
- Text-only version of Where's Waldo. Incredible.
- Just kinda neat.
- Top bidder- your Mom!
- This church must get dumped a lot
- "Gone, my days of freshman innocence."
- I'd be anti-war too if I got to be naked...
- Wings are small enough, so how meaty can these be?
- "My roomate passed out from drinking so we decided to transform him into a happy Adolph Hitler/ Charles Manson."
- "This is a small piece of what some of our girl neighbors decied to do in yesterday's snow"
- "This is retaliation to our girl neighbors who decided to make snow walls in front of some of our cars and cover our doors in snow."
- Now thats a wedgie
- "Rice and HONDA, do i need to say more?"
- "Ahh the irony. If only the experts on Netscape.com brought their news a little faster, a life could have been saved"
- Maxi pad slippers make martha stewart proud
- Dr. Drill 'n Fill. What the hell is he planning on filling?
- Two women ascertain what men are about - with visuals.
- The energizer bunny is in AA right now
- This suit was just BURSTING with ACTION, ATTENTION and PURE ATTITUDE.
- Work it harder!
- Most pointless website ever?
- With SPERM? Is it used?
- Ant Farming, TOO THE EXTREME!!!
- This kind of sex requires a very strong female (pornish)
- So this is what we've come to (half pornish, half depressing)
- So who is George Bush really?
- I found him!
- Nobody is quite sure...
- Need college cash? Set this bad boy up out front your dorm.
- Get your girlfriend a 1,000 year old seal penis bone for her birthday
- I mean, it's not even subtle...
- You get free screensaver, we get fitty cents. Deal?
- If you go to this school, don;t transfer. (pornish)
- Summer is boring, get some magazines to read.
- Body art doesn't have to be this morbid (nudity)
- It's prom season, let's do it up right...
- "The space bar hits your switches, and the X button lets your bullets rip."
- Lowest budget music video ever. (go and download)
- My favorite: "Guess What? Some girls like other girls!"
- Don't get tackled by this dude...
- "I noticed this "message" on my RA's door and thought that either somebody really doesn't like him, or he's got big time issues."
- What a way to go.
- "My buddy Ryan taped these pictures to my door while I was in class. That's our chemistry department chairman and everyone around here knows how terrified I am of him."
- Conehead!!!!
- Nothing like takin' it in the face...
- Guerillas in Our Midst
- "When a five year thinks Bush is an idiot..."
- "God bless $10 a case beer. it was a lonely weekend with my roomate."
- "Warren rollin back the prices at Wal-Mart, while throwin up the SHOCKER!"
- "Found this in our local paper today..."
- "We call it the Flux Incapacitater... 3 people race to finish 2 cups each, last person done has to drink the center cup. Great Scott!"
- Is it telling me to do it or not to?
- "This is during a foreign exchange trip to the Netherlands, and what can I say, we won our soccer game. This is after displaying the score to the other team (in a tour bus behind us)."
- "Sir, do you know why I am pulling you over?"
- "Ice Penis"
- "High Times in the dorm room..."
- The addition of the gas can is clutch...
- "We were bored around the halls so for fun i broke a pretty nice sized board with my head...i have no karate experience...im just kinda dumb"
- Yeah, I've had that problem too...
- "Beer is good for you"
- Another from the "watch this on acid" department
- Yeah, don't buy this one for the kids...
- A news report on our favorite transformer nerd!
- Offender? Yep, you guessed it.
- Oddly enough, no bids for the "awesome" mug
- Poor Shaq and his balls...
- Some really creative drunken shamings...
- Andy is now doing kid's songs. You go, Andy.
- Never seen Tokyo Breakfast? I suggest you watch it.
- Some of the stranger ways to die...
- How do you explain to your neighbors what this is for?
- You always wanted to get into Allison's Pants...now you can
- A new terror alert ranking system...
- "Your mom is so ugly a baboon called and asked for her face back for its butt."
- Ah the classic Zach Morris-style phones...
- Translation: Press the space bar to start the game
- "What hippies are good for"
- Need web hosting? $4.95/month (CH Sponsor)
- Site to get rid of pop-ups, yo.
- Anna Kournikova turns 21...
- Sex is free, condoms should be too.
- What's this panda doing?
- Just as fun as when you were a fourth grade girl...
- Anybody got A1?
- I'd imagine it would be kinda hard for this kid to skip school
- "This is a test taken about Romeo and Juliet, i dunno why i failed... although the answers were well thought, like # 17 and 22."
- An unfortunate but true name.
- Pretty pretty please with sprinkles on top can we do it just once?
- Paybacks a bitch...
- Another great IM convo from the Foggy Monicle
- Summer reading?
- "Webbed-toe, broken toe, you decide..."
- "This was a "party" cigar that I rolled up for my G'z B-day."
- "Figured we would save some money n conserve for my keg...Best of both worlds"
- "Here ya go, GO COUGS" Something to be proud of, guys.
- "This is a girl i know who gets drunk and naked at every party she goes to. Shes 18, and..... its hilarious."
- Ok, so it's not much of a link, but you can't go wrong with more T.
- It's flannel time
- Surreal, magical music video.
- It's called "A Christian Porn Site." If you can find any porn, you did better then me.
- Pen to Pen
- Make that wacky GWB say wacky stuff
- Too hot for Sunday School!
- Wow! Looks like ANYONE can make money on the internet!
- You gotta be a bad mofo to beat up the Easter Bunny
- It ain't the new comedy movie, no, it's a crazy person.
- Just in case you wondered if they could.... (Oh god, so geeky)
- So sad, so amazing this tale of survival!
- Proving once and for all : CLOWNS ARE SATAN
- Shotgun Christmas
- Admit this is awesome. Or be pitied.
- Big props just for the title
- Sure this kid is smart, but his head is looks like a phallus - HAH!
- Stephanie Tanner from Full House's LiveJournal!
- Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East
- Make a page about how much is OUTSIDE and I'll bite.
- Keep this guy away from Conan
- Get addicted to games before something worse
- "mormon's house of panties"
- If you haven't seen this amazing Honda ad, you need to.
- That's a face that's immune to grief
- Like lightening, this could happen to anyone, anywhere.
- If every time you passed out from drinking, a gremlin got you, I stick to 4 beers,
- "It was a snowy day in Sh#$y Kansas, and we decided to get creative."
- "After a five hour stand-off, Dexter made his point. Nobody mooched beer from him for the remainder of the semester."
- Come join the mile high club.
- "Our friend Carl passed out while reading a book in the lounge. The best part of all of this was that no alcohol was involved."
- "Weapons of MASS destruction!" What is being destroyed? (nudity)
- Just a little alcohol admonition...
- "I was sitting at work and saw the picture about God killing a kitten everytime you masturbate.... "
- "On the beach in Hou, Denmark. Does bad still mean good?"
- "I've seen a number of beer-a-mids and beer towers here and i think we had one of the best this was collected over first semester"
- "Well, anyway, they aren't good at climbing stairs."
- Of course it's a woman...
- Would the Real Hussein please stand up?
- I think I've found the reason we have the internet.
- I like the idea of "endless possibilities"
- "A safe place for women to learn, share and explore all things vagina." Weeeird (nudity, duh)
- Something tells me the answer is gonna be no
- Awesome experiment in signing your credit card
- License plates for giant nerds
- "A horrific accident. The best part? We don't even know whose car that is."
- Garbage Pail Kids for poli-sci majors on acid
- The weird thing is that if it was a US flag, they'd have a right to do it
- Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
- Join the Million Pixel Man March
- "Let's take drugs..." has to be my favorite
- "Nothing Stops Zoo Looters--- Except Lions"
- All I can say is... Number 19.
- So frustrating yet so fun. Educational too.
- Do all flash animations gotta be this gross?
- 8 Minutes by Car at 60 mph. Holy crap.
- I'd rather just not have to think about it...
- It's a two way street, brah.
- "To my knowledge, it is the oldest penis. I don't know of any older."
- "... and watching lifetime- that is the bomb"
- I'm glad Michael Bolton made it to the Sweet 16
- Ah, protesters.. nature's chipmunks.
- Best graduation gift ever ...
- Once again, I'd hate to be the model for this ad.
- A Flyer posted around Tulane University, Anyone interested?
- "We decidec to take our beer back to there home in exchange for more beer... damn recycling is fun"
- What would happen if New York legalized Marijuana?
- TATU- 'nuff said.
- "This guy Nick on my floor took a squirrel that had been run over for over a week, and put it on this guy's dorm room door as a joke. Let's just say that a dead squirrel and Lysol don't go together well."
- Get Saddamized.
- Mike's apartment is like your apartment, except people do sex. (pornish)
- I guess when ya gotta go, ya gotta go
- I give you.... a rabbit with a pancake on its head.
- That Weird No Bread Holiday
- Every stoner's fantasy (nudity, of course)
- "My friends got pissed that I was transfering, so they all got together, stripped me down to my boxers and a T-shirt, wrapped me in duct tape, shaved my one leg, and carried my around campus"
- "Passed out at Texas Tech." Yeah, I'll admit- if your shaming photos have our name on 'em, they're a lot harder to reject
- If colleges had cool advertising...
- "Riffel displaying Sven saran-wrapped on the telephone poll outside."
- One more reason to love Africa.
- Seriously...cultural differences can only go so far.
- "There are no words to describe this TERROR."
- "If war is evil, then I'd rather bomb Iraq and burn in Hell, than to be seen in public like this."
- "My guy friends ask me why I'm a cheerleader. All I do is pull out this picture of my coach and explain about our co-ed sleepovers and they shut up." Fag!
- Every guy should be taught this at age 12