Content from July 2003 (Page 3)
- Start typing...'s Fortune Telling Service
- What the hell it is, can't tell ya. I did, however, lick their Jesus
- Now, you too can have your very own, FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!
- Word on the street is, Sinatra was hung like a donkey.
- Nerds and Art History students can finally live in peace.
- The best hardcore band ever. So talented, he doesn't need music.
- Nothin' like prison rape to make a fella laugh
- Hot! Nude! Teens! Camp!
- Crazy!
- Legal? Maybe. Hot? Sometimes!!!
- Trees are gettin' sassy
- Something called a "crotch-rocket" never seemed safe to me.
- Once they can breed GOLD, we're in business!
- Hobo Jesus.
- "Enemy of the State" but less Will Smith
- I hear baseball caps are AWESOME.
- While technically "a bitter film," it's actually quite funny
- Two words: Dave Coulier
- "Box Office Oracle" lets YOU create the movie flops of the FUTURE!
- "Summer: brought to you by the makers of cheap beer everywhere"
- If you see a deer on top of a bridge, don't drive under it.
- If two beautiful girls kissing isn't the best thing in the world, what is?
- Don't you think they could have reviewed this name before mailing it?
- She's double clicking her mouse. Literally.
- "I'm going to hell for doing this"
- when a good date goes bad..... (nudity)
- "My friend thought it would be fun to walk his pet around campus... what you never seen a chicken on a leash before or something?"
- "THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN YOU WANT YOUR PENIS TO BE LARGER!!!! This kid actually thinks that tying this hawaiian punch bottle to his dick will make it bigger... Really."
- "My dog made the mistake of passing out. He was none too pleased when he found out we shamed him with spraypaint." What???
- "Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em"
- Britney's boob thing is a huge lie!
- Lesson: Don't park your car on the street during Mardi Gras
- I guess we've got some perspective buyers?
- The cat doesn't look too impressed..
- Too bad they don't make games for it, anymore, Marty.
- Nothing over $3.99.... except the stuff over $3.99.
- For the vegetarians in the crowd.
- What kinda of school is this? ..and where i can i sign up?
- Shaming, Biker Boyzzzzz style.
- "Yeah I know this is COLLEGE humor, but I'm tired of the wimpy bud displays. Took a qp to do it."
- "Picked up a dead porcupine on a road trip..."
- All your vagina are belong to us.
- Compared to these dogs, your dog is a pussy.
- Revenge of the Nerds: What physics students do for late night fun.
- Taken at Disney. Maybe they should consider making adult movies?
- This stand is at a mall in hanover maryland...
- Papa Johns thinks that Cinco de Mayo can be on May 3rd and 4th?
- You'd think that they'd have someone go over these things first
- Needless to say the staff in the Tim Horton's drive-thru were not pleased.
- "My new way to pick up women by offering samples of my cock sauce"
- "This is a State Police Officer at spring weekend at UCONN this year"
- Two cats in love. (warning: awww!)
- Who needs a funnel?
- This picture is proof that the world really does need us "collage" kids to help them out.
- Don't park there next time.
- Ahh, what a way to finish spring break....
- "The real 4/20 at UC - Boulder. Not the p***y picture from last year."
- Literally.
- My guess is that this costume will repel women instead of attracting. (gross)
- "Saw this sign on the way to Chicago and couldn't resist taking a picture."
- "I thought American college kids had drinking problems until a buddy studying abroad sent me this one."
- Better Than Evil Knievel
- Uhh... No thanks.
- "This is what we have to do to get our roommate to remember things."
- It's as if the sign is angry FOR YOU!
- Flowers or porn? Hold 'ctrl' and hit 'a' (select all)
- "Support Our Troops, Ghetto Style."
- The Alcoholics bicycle
- "I went home from school one weekend to take care of some things, only to find my brother dragging his obscenely drunk friend into the house. After throwing up all over himself and wetting his pants, he passed out on our futon."
- This pretty much sums up life in a girl's dorm. At least I hope.
- "Tribute to collegehumor using all my pieces"
- "This lil' hottie was one of many to show her fun bags at the JMU Mardi Gras fest. Damn Chill time." (nudity)
- "If this is your grandfather in this pic...tell him to quit checkin out my friend's ass!"
- You'd think they'd skip this number for DARE cars kind of like hotels skip floor 13.
- "Always knew that Gay street was a oneway street..."
- If you were this much of a football fan, no girl would ever touch you.
- I think she thinks you're absurd.
- "Honestly, who shits in a dryer?"
- "Drinking at George Mason.....read the back of his shirt....thats all you need to know...."
- I wonder if they make you go through security when you're a super hero
- Dont look down...or up?
- Nothing is what it seems.