Content from March 2005 (Page 3)
- Josh and Susan's big date...
- Always check your back seat...
- The new Bugs Bunny?
- Missions for college students- very good.
- It's comforting to know there are attractive women on the Internets.
- Gay as a Negative Adjective is So Gay!
- They are the original odd couple!
- I just wish someone who could read was there with me when I was peeing.
- "Of course, he doesn't remember saying that."
- Goldie Hawn you fox.
- "Where the prices aren't the only thing that's special!"
- Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
- Who doesn't need a good snow blower every now and then?
- You may think trapping someone in their room with duct tape is funny, but I assure you fire safety is no laughing matter!
- You guys are looking the wrong way.
- Heck, the sex only lasted six and a half minutes.
- Four-year-old milk, saved just for an occasion like this one where you give your fraternity letters to your girlfriend. He should be honored they finally opened it.
- His body is acting as an alcohol filter.
- This kis is prepared for anything.
- Classes were not delayed.
- "How the University of Akron likes to show off their college during college visitation day."
- "Sean drank two Mikes Hard Lemonades, made that sign, and put it on himself after passing out on the toilet bowl."
- Okay, now let's establish at what point we re-rack them.
- Poor poor troop 1019.
- "Thought you might enjoy this picture of my nurse girlfreinds boobs." You thought right. (nudity)
- No scooter-blading or study-skating either!
- Well I know what I'm doing after class on Friday.
- Snurniture.
- Two more Candian Hottest Bartenders.
- "The best thing about it is that we dug a hole in the back of it and we drank our beer and whiskey in it."
- "Damn, these marshmallows are taking forever!"
- Drunk driving = hilarious.
- Why this montage of airplane crashes it set to Far Behind by Candlebox, I do not know.
- Worst criminal ever.
- How far into hockey playoffs would we be at this point?
- He breaks his fall with his face.
- Right back atcha.
- Is that an Arizona Ice Tea in your baseball pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Super Dooper Egg Producer + Little Pecker = baby toy.
- "Jackass-o-lantern."
- May be just a little bit prejudice. I call them "Freedom Girls."
- Does anyone need phonebooks anymore for anything besides dorm room hijinks?
- Yawn... another snow penis. Wait, is that indoors?
- "Pat and his two finger squirter."
- "The Value Of My Education."
- "Plan B."
- She's inebriated, he's disgusted.
- I am running out of things to say about Hottest Bartenders. This one is from South Padre, and has magnificent boobies.
- Now I wish I hadn't thrown out that soda cup - how are we going to get out of this?
- Ahhh rush... the time of the year when any guy who can write down his name is entitled to free beer and strippers anywhere he pleases. (nudity)
- "Quadruplets."
- "We did this at 3 am on Sun on the busiest road in Denton, TX. They didnt change it back until 1 pm."
- Etch-a-Nerd. Is it just me, or do you just want to shake the hell out of this?
- "Only in Iowa."
- He just fell asleep that way.
- "How many people have a Tiki-hut in their dorm room?"
- Maybe that's why there aren't more black hockey players.
- You can stick him to your car window.
- Hey! I said Heinekin, what's this shit?
- I love imagining how excited these guys must have been when they saw the sign, stopped going where they were going, pulled the car over, took out a camera, and posed for a picture under this sign.
- How to land a job at a beer company.
- Carmen Electra dancing at the 2005 mtv au awards.
- Lesson? Don't get attacked by a barracuda in Mexico.
- The Ultimate Bacon Sandwich: 22 slices of bacon!
- Some hilarious flash loops...
- 50 Cent and the Game speak out regarding their latest squabble.
- This just in: Randy Jackson is white!
- Nobody really got blinded while on LSD...
- That's all they asked for? $50?
- File under retarded criminals...
- People in animal costumes breakdancing...
- The fastest feet you will ever see.
- This guy has remixed SILENT tracks he downloaded from itunes.
- Jesus scented candles?
- Be safe: have pre-marital sex.
- Be a man and get a flat-top.
- Dog condoms - meat scented.
- Shave that ish, son.
- US Army's first Laser Weapon. What a stocking stuffer!
- This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
- "If only I hadn't gotten a D- in high school chem..."
- Cool on every level - just put in your name and you'll be transfixed for hours.
- This guy, as far as I know, coined the term "napoleondynamitis."
- This short film was created by ONE person...
- A movie from 1950s that presents robots as they really are, big jerks.
- It's nice that our priorities are in check.
- Is China ready for Hooters?
- Remember Surge?
- I wonder why it's named this?
- Maybe he's just sensitive about being so bald.
- This guy really loves dogs!
- Join the army, get boobs.
- Eating a fish then barfing it up.
- If this is the most famous person you can claim as an alumni...
- A computer muffler?
- Perhaps the grossest game yet...
- Videos of kids eating crickets.
- Definitly one of the most amazing shots ever.
- Recipes on how to eat babies.
- Who would ever wear this shit?
- Another great porn title (nudity)...
- Hands down best porn title of all time!
- The return of the credit card prank...
- Satan Turtle!
- Weird japanese game show where female audience has sex.
- 20-foot shark tears man in half!
- Get paid some $ for filling out surveys...
- Friendship or Cock Blocking?
- I don't see why I should, he's got that magic healing finger.
- Same ad, more bad placement.
- The Rain Forest Cafe: Always An Adventure!
- I don't know why he's doing it, ask someone else.
- We're running this picture in honor of automobile designer John DeLorean, who died yesterday. That is not a joke, the guy who designed the DeLorean died yesterday. Wait! What if we find out what killed him and go BACK IN TIME to fix it! Rest in peace Mr.
- This is a real advertisement from Singapore. The Effie Awards are for marketing. This campaign did not win one.
- Hottest Bartenders from NYC. I noticed you guys are getting really loose with the word "bartender."
- The E key was stuck.
- Whoever told the president to wear that red tie was smart, it looks sharp.
- If she's the Hottest Bartender, how come she's the one with the beer? (another Canadian)
- Lindsay Lohan's new doll. Now she can be yours any time. If you're, you know, also 12 inches tall made of plastic and have no genitalia.
- Bill O'Reilly's Most Ridiculous Item of the day finally lives up to it's name.
- "Ithaca College boobs are GORGES!" (nudity)
- College is for sledding, not ironing.
- Beer Battleship.
- We started drinking at 3 in the afternoon and this BITCH was passed out by 5:30.
- Welcome to the new millenium.
- Booooooooooooooooooooong.
- Meeeeoooooow.
- He needs to work on his poker face.
- Sign #18 you have a problem: you have built a soloution for keeping the water from your shower out of beer.
- Ahhh, so we're at the parody phase of the Hottest Bartender.
- "Through rain, sleet and snow, but not during March Madness!"
- The sign wasn't wide enough for DONALDS.
- Touchdown Jesus.
- Rest in peace, Mr. Cox.
- "After a night of playing practical jokes on our neighbors, we woke up the next morning to find this on our front door."
- What better way to celebrate UMD's triumphant victory over Duke then a rubber bullet to the face? GO TERPS!
- Windows - get it?
- Irish Eyes are smiling.
- It's 146 inches of beads, in case you were wondering.
- Real People of Ignorance - MP3 parody.
- If Blink 182 came from Japan.
- Wow, he must REALLY be passed out.
- It's for killing deer. 16 deer a second.
- Boobies!
- What fun is panties optional if I can't solicit with my weapons and drugs?
- $52.00? I've done it just so I don't have to go and get more beer.
- "My girlfriend wanted to be on collegehumor.com, so I took a picture of her breasts." Come on women, you are better then this. You should not need men to tell you this is easiest and most effective way to get on the site is taking a picture of your boobie
- The best way to eat pizza. After you're drunk.
- Hulk angry! Hulk smash! HULK DESTRO....oooh Hulk think that feels nice.
- Crossing the Delaware in a bathtub.
- Interestingly enough, that single Chinese charachter above her butt also means "I Heart CH."
- I wonder if my credits will transfer to Georgia State?
- This kid screams "shame me" yet it falls on deaf ears.
- "It all looks the same when you're hammered."
- This dog looks like he just saw the Ark of the Covenant.
- "One of our buddies got the idea of duct taping himself from the top of a doorway..." I'm just going to cut you off there.
- Mixed message.
- It's a dark picture but don't worry, there are boobies in it. (nudity)
- They should pass legislation that if your car is taller then the cop, you don't get a ticket.
- He looks like he could even be a great shepherd.
- Solve any problem with this flowchart.
- When you light your friend's leg on fire, even as a joke, it's courteous to have a fire extinguisher on stand by.
- Oh Scruffy, you'll kill us all someday.
- I'd like to see Michael Jordan do that. He's not that good.
- Another awesome tackle.
- This one's funny
- Never Do Today What...Ooh, Shiny
- My Not Spring Break
- There's always room for Jello Wrestling.
- He is scaling a practically vertical mountain.
- "What happens when a heavy sleeper falls asleep on a lounge couch? He gets taken on a campus tour."
- Etch-a-Sketch porn. I don't know what else you could want.
- The walking tour of the campus never mentioned that you shouldn't pass out the day after hosting a spaghetti dinner.
- "What is the horse doing that boy?"
- I don't know if I would haved shamed this guy, he deserves some respect just for passing out eight feet in the air on a speaker stand.
- "This is Roxie. She's into mystery novels."
- "So... what's in this lemonade then?"
- Maryland fan outsmarts a Duke fan.
- "My friend got her boyfriend a stripper for his birthday."
- "I can only take so many parking tickets before I snap."
- An actual abstinence ad from a school's newspaper.
- I remember when I first learned about the birds and the turtles.
- My three favorite things: Lindsay Lohan, ringpops, and kitsch.
- Flame on!
- "We shaved the side of his head because he wouldnt get a mullet."
- "Filled a honeydew with gasoline, lit it on fire, and hit it with a mic stand. My leg caught on fire and I obtained 2nd degree burns." It seemed like such a great idea too.
- That's gonna hurt tomorrow morning.
- Well, at least it's not Numa Numa.
- The anticipation is the worst part.
- In Spanish, they are "los boobies" (nudity, lame caption)
- Scissors
- Britney recommends Jacko grow a moustache and get into a bar fight.
- Third grader rides mule to school...
- "Modern Terrorist Magazine"
- "God wants you to swallow"
- This dude's movies and strong acid will kill you.
- 22 Of The Best Truthfully Titled Porn Films Available
- Star Wars 3 Parody...
- The Absolute Bottom 50 Video Games of All Time.
- Take your old Battleship game and make it a drinking game...