Content from March 2005 (Page 4)
- The Worst Anti Suicide PSA ever.
- Tagline: "The Father, The Son, and the Ultimate Frisbee!"
- Castle 2- you will never work again.
- Here comes the "lobster claw" (dirty)
- Just HOW old did you say that dinosaur was?
- Mickey is rolling over in his mousegrave.
- "Are animals evil?"
- C'mon- whydya have to make this public?
- Yay- magnets that can kill you!
- He got served!
- "I feel really stupid," he said.
- I would hate to face a murder jury with that last name.
- OSU Football Player Caught Stealing A Homosexual Sheep.
- Not something I wanna be putting in my mouth...
- Pi to one Million decimal places...
- Yet another good porn title...
- Yet ANOTHER good porn title.
- "Wierdest professor on campus at S. Carolina"
- Yep another good story for 'mom of the year'.
- Satan needs souls (soles)...
- Crazy Ice Sculptures!
- Let's just suppose you're into girls stripping... (nudity)
- "Women" speaks for itself.
- Totally trippy slo-mo videos...
- I bet he asks for the aerodynamic, more silent model next time.
- Just be glad she's not your Mom.
- You tell me. Is this shit real?
- "Mommy, why does this rubber ducky shake?"
- This poor poor professor...
- Deformed cats. Pretty creepy. (warning: scary)
- Man runs unopposed for re-election, and loses.
- Build one and fuck with people. It's great.
- This guy loved Full House so much he wrote two more seasons of his own.
- Band teacher doles out booze, drugs, decides which students would do gay porn.
- Free drugs in Canada!
- Breakfast Cereal March Madness Tournament.
- Pig semen? I'd rather stay sick.
- "Instructions on how to use a penis pump" WTF?
- "Problem: Pockets bulging with toys"
- These bears make me fucking LOL.
- "Ha- right... like I need to get into shape!!!"
- Hospitals: Patients without Patience.
- Awesome. (nudity)
- St Patrick's Day Beer Pong
- Won't the awesome bass knock over the cups? Ohhhh that's why the plywood is there. Wow, you guys thought of everything.
- "We got sick of running out of hot water every time our roommate and his girlfriend woke up first every morning."
- "This is the classical name for the upward groin slap."
- "My pinky toe kinda hurts when I walk....oh look, there's a parking spot!"
- Another CollegeHumor exclusive pic of the next XBox.
- Cheers!
- Hottest Bartender from my dreams.
- Looks like someone said "I don't know" on the ground floor (you either got that one or you were born after 1985).
- I told you that jungle cruise was a bad idea! Oh they're all animatronic you said!
- "Our friendly neighborhood Spiderman keeping Radford safe." Spider-man! Your mask fell off, your secret identity will be revealed!
- "When a dominant male mounts a female during breedin season, it's for reproduction."
- "The plane! The plane!"
- Remind me not to go that 1.
- Ahhh what the heck, here's one of two girls making out.
- "Here, the belly button is properly represented as the dot in .com" (nudity)
- Cozy.
- "Snowman protest at my apartment complex."
- That is the worst ghost costume I've ever seen.
- "Suzuki's new 2005 Turbocharged GSXR1000 Superbike."
- It's not so easy to PLAY WITH YOUR BALLS (it's a hilarious pun, when you watch the video you will get it - trust me)
- If you keep running around like that you're going to lose an eye!
- Hey, look at that it's a Family Guy joke that goes on way too long.
- "Surprisingly, a lecture hall projector screen can lift a person."
- "He did it yesterday."
- "The O.C. Review," 3/17/05
- "I didn't stop here for long."
- Horses sleep standing up too.
- "Celebrating the exodus of snakes with Guinness."
- I told you that if we took in that stray dog we would all get rabies.
- More bad online ad placement.
- "What happens when you pass out while the pizza is in the oven and wake up ten hours later."
- Do you know it only costs about $70 in raw materials to build a stripper pole in your dorm?
- "Dude... I just hooked up with that baglady down the block"
- "Caution, young children with mullets may NOT bowl here!"
- "Desperate for a funnel."
- Irish people LOVE David Hasselhoff.
- "I found 95 big boob fetish porn magazines outside a dumpster in my apartment complex. So I took them all. Our guess is that someone died and they didn't know what to do with his stash."
- bzzz....bzzz! BZZZ!
- Hey, close the door and give a guy some privacy, would ya!
- Oh Greek system (nudity)
- Looks delicious.
- "The funniest part was the cop didnt even wake them up to let them know they were getting a ticket."
- So let me get this straight - in New Orleans you can pay a Hottest Bartender to do bodyshots off her behind the stage? That guy in the background knows where I'm going with this.
- A Citadel tradition: Putting heel and sole on your classmate on his 21st birthday.
- Exclusive pictures of the new XBox - a CH exclusive!
- Combination of Hottest Bartender, girls makeing out, and our non-existant fake afro contest.
- Thank goodness for seat warmers.
- Hottest Bartender Contest entry from Arizona State University.
- Continue, save, > retry
- "50 and game squashing their beef."
- Ick, lady stuff is gross
- "Sure you could build a beer pong table out of bottle caps, but what about a beer pong table with LEDs? For the truly nerdy."
- This guy really sucks.
- Cat got your tounge?
- Thermonuclear wedgie
- "This was our highschool physics project, projectiles in motion."
- "Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) came and spoke at UGA. I brought a steak and asked him if he would throw it at me and hit me in the face. He did and threw it so hard that it knocked me over."
- "Phonebook skiing gone wrong." Does phonebook skiing ever go right?
- Terrorist movie review: Hitch.
- An embedded Linux mp3 toaster?
- Wheelchair mosh!
- "How to be Trendy at Any University: Female Edition"
- Hey, sometimes you're desperate...
- Guy Claims he's the best at going down on a girl...
- Uhhhhh.... duh?
- "A good basketball game never ends pretty."
- Heinekin commercial... a real tearjerker.
- 100 Greatest TV Theme Songs.
- I like how they watched the whole thing before complaining.
- Sled on the wrong side of the trail...
- Well I'll be damned. It's an AMAZING Super Peanut!!!
- Linda Lovelace's debut, with a title that's straight and to the point.
- Another great porn title.
- Sorry for posting all these porn titles- they're just too good.
- Pantsless man breaks into home, demands water, leaves, then climbs roof.
- And you still can't catch him, cops?
- If you have the patience for this to load, it's pretty good.
- The Soviets used to make giant penis bombs.... sweet.
- Dentist squirts semen in patients mouth.
- The mysteries of peeps- explained!
- Cases of male-on-male peeping often go unreported, Gibson said.
- Uhhh- bitter much?
- Maybe I can get my DWI overturned because of this?
- This is what happens when a cook runs a piercing salon out of the kitchen.
- BigBallaz are the new IcyHotStutaz.
- A TMNT-inspired porno name.
- The Internet has hit an all time low with this link.
- "Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either."
- iPod for the poor and geeky.
- What your favorite celebrity would look like after a facial (pornish).
- "I thought it would be a good idea to chug a whole bottle of corn syrup."
- Another fun porn name.
- See inside a dead person's coffin? Ugh.
- Little monkey that you have to feed bananas to... cute!
- Dumbest Road Trip Ever.
- Pot brownies now going for $5 a pop.
- The next time your parents tell you that you live like a slob, show them this.
- This old video for "Whiter Shade of Pale"
- GTA Los Angeles
- Guys, are you sure that's a bar and not a strip club? Okay then. Another 2 points for Canada.
- Don't worry baby, I know the rhythm method.
- Rules were made to be broken!
- Hottest Bartender in Panama City. In other news, I don't understnad this guy's hat. I red shamrock beer?
- Those are three giant kids that live in that house.
- Who, me?
- "Moses with the kick, 'ITS GOOD,' says Jesus!"
- Wow, that's awesome.
- Wow, my lame family just plays Scrabble a lot.
- Why does it always have to be fast baby, let's take it slow.
- Now I'll never need to come into contact with a human ever again!
- "We told them that our car was broken and it only went in reverse. I'm pretty sure they spit in all our double cheeseburgers."
- "Excel spreadsheet of damages to my house."
- Wow, getting kicked off the football team must be rough.
- Hottest Bartender entry from D.C.
- This is what they imagined cars in 2003 would look like in 1952.
- My grandfather always says, "don't climb into anything you can't climb out of."
- "Barbie's Snow Day."
- Jamaican style pizza shaming.
- Where's my car?
- "I guess it really wanted to get inside. I guess it was kinda cold."
- Are all these pictures from one pudding wrestling party, or has a phenomenon flared up across the country?
- "Spring break girls are so friendly." (nudity)
- "I guess the fence didnt work, so they added razor wire."
- Who, besides me, needs a 31'' high condom?
- Jim Morrison in a recently discovered Florida State promo video from 1964.
- High school juniors are too old. Basketball is a young man's game. This kid, for instance, is three.
- 5 beers in 41 seconds? Tweedlee over here can do it in 10.
- Go white boy!
- I Drive An Aries
- A south of the border style shaming
- Blades of Dancing
- "50 cent, 2-Pac, they all talk about Glock 40s. I'm the only one professional enough to carry one of these." - What the police officer says right before his gun discharges while talking to a group of students.
- "The youngest member of the 'Mile High Club,' and proud of it."
- "Don't ever complain about your job."
- "My roommate's cat ate a two foot piece of twine. This is 6 inches before I had to pull the other 18 out."
- "Bob thought it would be a good idea to go to a tanning salon and get a 'base tan' before spring break in Cancun."
- The smiley faces are a nice touch. (nudity)
- Alright, it's finally all set up. Get my Will Smith "Willenium" CD and let's see how this thing REALLY sounds.
- When we started the Hottest Bartender contest, we didn't think we would be seeing this much skin. Not that anybody is complaining or anything.
- It's their own fault for making the bathroom the largest room on the floor. And, also, for not making it a co-ed dorm.
- "The Goldschlager bong was cool so we built one then a double perc with Absolut and a 2 person hooka with Jager. The mini's are the mouth peices. Breathing glass dust while drilling hurts real bad the next day." I'm sure your lungs love you anyway.
- I don't know what to say. Nice ass?
- Cory Matthews went greek.
- MSU enters their hottest bartender.
- Interesting. Should this go under signs or celebrities?
- Girls making out.
- Just out of frame: Vanity Smurf yarfing in the toilet.
- Four-stories of Super Mario done in post-it notes at UCSC.
- "Are gas prices really that high?"
- This Bartender is so Hottest, she doesn't even have to be wearing only underwear to look good.
- "In Austria girls dance at the bar, and this is not a strip club."
- Where Monica Lewinsky shops! HIYO!
- I swear officer, that man was about to steal my purse but this GREEN guy came out of the dark, saved me, and just ran down the sewer!
- Elephants like peanuts, they must like beer.
- Hottest Bartender entry from Chicago.
- Kiss me, I'm hammered. And also it looks like I pee beer.