Content from April 2005 (Page 6)
- Take it off!
- Make that three thumbs up! (nudity)
- "Seth and me in South Beach"
- I just got "I Hate Corporate America" engraved into my iPod.
- Technology these days.
- The Beer Olympics. I can't tell if this guy is winning.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: This That Guy "was thrown out two hours later for grabbing the brunette's ass." Oh, that guy.
- The plan isn't to stop smokers, just to make them feel guilty about it.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: They look like they were asking for it.
- The tide must have gone out.
- Fireworks, gas, and beer should not mix.
- Hey, that strawberry looks like The Virgin Mary!
- Perfect for... I have no idea what this is good for.
- "Kitty wuvs beer"
- Thrast, thruorious.
- This took a lot of drinking.
- Poor choice of words.
- I may be wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure dogs aren't suppose to be flying.
- They're Dinglicious!
- Videogames are getting too realistic.
- "The pussy train is leavin the station"
- Fact: Drinking Murders Teenagers.
- You know you're a redneck state when you have an official whiskey...
- What Would Conan Do?
- Overclock your toothbrush...
- "How Many Five Year Olds Can You Kick The Shit Out Of?"
- Pearl diver game...
- I wonder what his stand is on gay marriage.
- Extra man illusion...
- "How to act rich"
- A website devoted to getting Carson Daly removed from all forms of media.
- Star Wars fans wait at wrong theater...
- What the heck is going on here?
- Selections from Bo Jackson's Ridiculous Autobiography
- Check out the middle professor. Dr. Anil Dikshit!
- If you like animated boob gifs, then... (nudity)
- Video of a giant walking robot in Japan.
- Mr. T's very own music video. I pity the fool who don't treat his mother right.
- One more porn title for ya...
- World's Largest NES Controller.
- The Pirate Captain receives 44% of student body president vote.
- Money reeking of pot lands Indiana man in jail.
- Is this ironic or just stupid?
- Another cool teacher arrested after sharing drugs with students.
- If they wouldn't make these porns and name them, I wouldn't put them up.
- Does the douchebag come with the place?
- 12 year college student- the ultimate slacker.
- A marriage made in heaven.
- How to brew beer in a coffe maker.
- Amish swimwear? This seriously scares me.
- The answer to the age-old question "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"
- Ohio State Highway Patrol video. Nuts.
- One man's dream to completely fill his pool with rubber ducks.
- TGIF stars in Trading Card Form.
- "More reason to blaze."
- Here is a registered sex offender from Ohio...
- Officially the cutest thing ever: a kitten falling asleep.
- If you didn't feel like enough of a loser in Wal-Mart on a Friday night already...
- At least he's not bitter.
- Electronic LED scrolling belt buckle. Wow.
- The Worlds Most Naive Man Checks His Email
- No, that's the hustle you're doing. The jitterbug goes like THIS.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: Dear Penthouse, I never thought things like this really happened, but...
- I have invented a machine that tells us exactly how much of Lindsay Lohan's chest is visable in every picture of her. Let me turn it on - *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEEEEEP*. TWENTY EIGHT PERCENT INSERT NEXT PICTURE.
- Bad to the bone. Interesting, apparently we let a third grader write this caption.
- Where are her nipples? (nudity)
- Wise men say... only fools rush in...
- This is the bedroom I grew up in for 15 years.
- Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too.
- The Queen is not going to be happy when she hears about this one.
- "The fat lady at Wal-mart actually did this for us."
- "Some nice titties from Mount U in Emmitsburg MD." I'd like to Mount U. Hehe, get it? It's dirty. (nudity)
- "So, up in Montreal my friend thought it would be fun to pet a squrrel... it promptly bit him." ALVIN!
- "Jon Stewart is my Pimp Daddy!"
- Now, could one of you gentlemen point me to the beach?
- They should build prank proof dorms where all the doors just open outwards. You know what, nevermind.
- I'm sure they won't have trouble finding someone to break the glass.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: Hey look at me I'm ruining your photograph!
- Hands Off Our Penises.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: Here is a particularly nice picture ruined by that guy.
- Wear UNDER. Got it.
- Someone step on a duck? Oh, they did.
- "Is that a spell checker and battery operated TV on the right?"
- What do you have in the back there buddy?
- John Paul II was a great man. He was the first pope to embrace break dancers and that will be his true legacy.
- Let's see him do this after drinking what's in the keg.
- Bullseye!
- The army's new walking robo-suit, being developed by OsCorp.
- I [heart] mustard!
- (help) Ruin and Internet Poll: Choose other and write in "Never Gonna Give You Up" Rick Astley. With enough votes it will play all season at Shea Stadium.
- "The O.C. Review," 4/7/2005
- Sometimes the submission caption says it all: "Boooooooooooobs" (nudity)
- What's a better souveneir, the bat or the load that guy in the sunglasses just dropped in his pants?
- The message is for the Red Sox, the boobs are for you.
- Pictures are like reading that you don't have to do.
- "I think Blue is still alive, and he's watching the bikini contest!"
- Honey, what's the number for that place that sells the Budweiser and Nascar mesh hats?
- It's pictures like this that make buying a karaoke machine for the home all worth it.
- Oh good, I was wondering where I was supposed to put all these.
- She later found out his costume wasn't functioning.
- Just then, a wave came in and claimed their couch.
- Next your going to tell me that Jesus' middle inital isn't H!
- So... have you guys heard anything about that plot to overthrow the zookeepers?
- That's just sad, man.
- You know how sometimes you see sometimes you see some punk kid trying to start a fight in the bar so he can look big, and then he immediately recognizes how in over his head he is? This is mother nature's version of that.
- My prediction: we will see Lindsay Lohan's boobies by this time in 2006.
- Well, everything here seems neccesary and safe. Carry on.
- That guy looks like Abe Lincoln (he was that guy.. uh he was on Star Trek once... he was the last speaker at Bill & Ted's class presentation... you'll recognize him when you see him).
- Dumb child proof window lock.
- This TV is so advanced, it can split off into several lesser televisions and then later reform to take it's original shape.
- Jesus died for your long distance.
- These boobs have a message. That message is love. (nudity)
- Nothing says "I'm a pro" like a one man kegstand.
- I would have moved the lamp instead of taking the picture, but we all have different priorities. Besides, if he had done that we wouldn't have anything to talk about in this space, would we?
- Her little cousin is the girl in the Utz logo.
- Isn't that like putting on a production of Hair to raise money for a drug prevention program?
- Hockey Punch
- For our foreign readers, some football tricks.
- "Hot tortoise-on-tortoise action, crank up the volume for this one."
- "The Riot Wheel: Satan's Unicycle, full-kength."
- "Audio clip of an L.A. woman who calls the sheriff because Burger King won't make it her way."
- Colonel Angus has a cousin, and he sells breakfast cereal porn. (nudity)
- Rick James for City Council, Bitch!
- Learn to make some really stupid ski caps!
- Kill the ninjas before they kill you!
- Damn this guy has a big mouth.
- Boxer knocked out in one second...
- "I'm gonna make my kid do this till he pukes"
- "Citrus flavored pocket vagina" for sale on eBay...
- 2 dogs going nuts over gum...
- "Great Moments in Hookup History"
- "A Day In The Life of Miss McDonald"
- This guy just goes around wishing happy birthday to amateur porn actresses.
- "Save our Looney Tunes"
- Be sure to read the user comments.
- Daycare center comes complete with resident, registered sex offender.
- Better double check that address next time.
- By the year 2050, humanoid robots!
- Googles new sattelite image maps- neato.
- "Siamese M&M: An Important Ethical Issue at Hand"
- The porn titles keep getting more crass...
- You know you're really into video games when...
- "This dog looks like Rick James"
- Hot teacher on teacher action!
- Here's a lot of pictures of girls. Girls kissing girls.
- Random Facts about Vin Diesel.
- I guess this guy is trying to get a writing job on Leno?
- A battle between a young man and 50 pink covered marshmallow chickens.
- This has to be one of the sickest things I've ever heard...
- "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
- 25 Best Sesame Street Moments
- "Another Strong Contender for Greatest Porn Movie Titles"
- You don't fuck with DeJesus.
- I wonder which one they are talking about?
- "The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer."
- When cooking with oil, it's best to remain awake.
- Uhhh. This is in a McDonald's? (nudity)
- Investigating the Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper...
- Abe Lincoln himself couldn't make a better America tribute...
- One way to fix a broken car window...
- An Open Letter to US Weekly
- Dishwashing, Call Waiting, and Bandwagon Hating
- Long-Term Pranks to Play on your Bastard Cousin
- The worst part about being Spider-man in college is keeping your secret identity hidden from your randomly assigned room mate.
- I know how Uncle Joe's balls taste all too well, thank you.
- I did it all for the boobies (come on!). (sang to the tune of Limp Bizkit's nookie)
- Mom put out bread for the little birds. She also, indirectly, put out little birds for someone else.
- I may not have that TV or those speakers, but at least I don't watch soap operas.
- NEW CONTEST: Best "That Guy" pictures. They have to be unintentional pictures - we can tell.
- College Water Wings.
- "They are completely unaware of the background."
- They should do a Law & Order spin-off where they solve boobies related crimes. Law & Order: FBI they would call it. (nudity)
- It is a shame what has happened to Willy Wonka since the 70's. Now he's just wandering into random Saint Patrick's Day parties.
- "BEASTER! The weekend AFTER EASTER when you go and buy up all Easter decorations and several 30 packs of Milwaukee's Best. Paint all the "Beasts"(pastels naturally) and hide them around the yard. Call your friends over and hand out baskets.....a new holid
- I went to London and all I got was this lousy picture of three girls making out.
- You always want to see semen on a public toilet and now, thanks to us, you always can! (warning: gross)
- Sigma Pi answers back!
- I am? Uh oh.
- I demand attention!
- I hope whatever's on the other side of that wall was really interesting.
- I envy the sharpie that got to draw on those boobies. (nudity)
- Jessica Alba in some kind of frilly granny panties.
- Hulkamania spotted at a convinience store in North Carolina - footage at 9.
- Cars are basically just big phallic symbols anyway.
- He's been carrying that sign for 10 years just in case he ever got a the chance to take a picture with his team's general manager.
- The Rocky Mountains are really a nice touch.
- Congratulations UNC on having a spectacular pair of boobies on campus. And, also, winning a basketball game or something. (nudity)
- "Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got kicked in the face with a Converse shoe?" Sort of?
- No one knows what passes through one's drunken mind while he is being shamed.
- "He still has no idea, look how happy he is."
- Fun with mercury!
- "Oh shit, get the tree, get the tree!"
- "Guy takes 13 shots in 20 seconds and lives to tell the story." Everybody would be clapping if they didn't have forties taped to their hands.
- A hush falls over the crowd.
- Know what beats the stress of finals week? Running through the library naked.
- Empty Toilet Paper Roll Taunts Man
- The military is working on top secret vehicles in case we start a war with Norway. PROJECT CODENAME: River Bend Resort.
- Freak toes are back, and this time they ain't going anywhere.
- It's too bad that penis is there, otherwise I would get this tattooed on to my back.
- In memory of John Paul II. (nudity, of course)