Content from May 2005 (Page 3)
- More Star Wars madness -Darth Tater.
- Lake just disappears.
- TV's hottest high schoolers
- A funny article on the NBA's Hottest Wives.
- "Call on Me" from Duke's Latin dace group.
- Jedi Lightsaber Training (game)
- Quite the interesting animal...
- Let this be a lesson for places not to rollerblade.
- People crying while eating. So sad yet so good.
- This song will be stuck in your head for months. OK- days.
- Summer Time Wasters
- All the footage of burnouts you could possibly be interested in.
- "If you post these boobs I'll get some ass." Hey, what's in it for me? Oh right, boobies. (nudity)
- "Too Much Applesauce." Agreed.
- Now what commences? The touching of one's self!!!!
- I bet I could jump six, no SEVEN school busses in that thing.
- CollegeHumor Invades Washington, part 1: "Here is Collegehumor.com being projected onto the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington, DC."
- I'm not going to tell you what this is a picture of, except that I am and it's boobies. (nudity)
- What you can't see is his heart literally pounding outside of his chest.
- "The worst part? I had already taken a bite before I found the feathers."
- What, no biscuits?
- "Umaine students will grill under any conditions!"
- More enormous CollegeHumor.com. Imagine the boobies at four times life sized.
- Dog-Jesus can also turn water into another dog's ass.
- This is 108''. Just for refernece, that's just over twice the size of my penis. Does anyone have a bigger TV they could somehow put this picture on?
- CollegeHumor Invades Washington, part 3: "The Kennedy Center never looked as good as when Senator Kerry is checking out teen hotties on the side of the wall."
- "We're a bunch of US students studying abroad in Australia. Apparently down under they like to make every day objects (animals, food, etc) REALLY large and turn it into a road side tourist stand."
- Not like my mama used to make.
- CollegeHumor Invades Washington, part 2: "Collegehumor.com being projected onto the Daughters of the American Revolution's Constitution Hall, Washington, DC." We can still do better.
- "Spaghetti and Kangaroos, the only reasons to study abroad."
- "In my friend's roomate's journal under 'things to do this semester"
- Sean Klitzner's Weekly Fix 5/20/05.
- If you're like me, this video of her boob slipping out will be your introduction to Sophie Marceau. (nudity)
- "Mustard/mold guy attempts to chug a gallon of milk at once." Though I look foward to seeing him chug increasingly stupid things, I'm telling you guys, you can't chug a gallon of milk and not puke. You just can't.
- "Possibly the most elaborate shower prank ever." Prove him wrong guys.
- I love Baywatch jokes.
- I bet your parents regret letting you have Kool Aid now.
- "A little late I know..." No no no May is the perfect time for Easter Egg humor.
- "Only in America"
- Star Wars dorks live it up one last time.
- "Nothing on TV."
- ".... as cops wait 5 feet behind him."
- "I found the guy from the shirt!"
- Why Natalie, why?
- Wow, that's actually pretty impressive.
- Parking brakes are for UPS.
- "Check out this girl eat shit in the naked bikeride at UVM." (nudity, duh)
- "I kinda forgot this inside a jacket for about 2 months."
- "Squirrels + Weed = 4 hours of fun." I double checked your math, and it's correct.
- "I'm selling a car with air conditioning."
- Busy boobies. (nudity)
- Is that a warning, or an invitation?
- I'm not even going to ask what the WESSON OIL PINTS are for.
- Tiny-little burnout.
- CollegeHumor is humbled to bring you this video of topless girls boxing. (nudity)
- "One of his teeth went through his lower lip and he later discovered he could squirt water through the hole. He also had a huge gash on his forehead. Rugby, ya gotta love it."
- Fat Guy Amazing At DDR
- This Star Wars porno got so caught up in the Star Wars they forgot about the porno.
- Puppy Curling...
- A really smooth zombie shooting game.
- Son of the Year Award. OMG.
- Wendys chili finger found!
- This guy is mega-whipped. LOL-tastic.
- I'm going to guess that around 1700 items were taken.
- Creepy Ass Kids Sell Human-flavored tofu.
- The Clayminator (violent little movie)
- Carmen Electra Lingerie Dance
- If I were Chris Berman, I'd call him "Curtis 'You're My' Heroman".
- 31 Bad Masturbation Ideas.
- Yah Lindsay- keep telling yourself that.
- The world needed an underwear blog.
- Ouch ouch ouch ouch.
- Love hurts.
- Trained apes (mostly gorillas) playing poker online, using assumed names.
- I really can't describe it. Just keep clicking the pictures.
- 7 things guys do in the bathroom.
- The Fall of an Icon. Lindsay Lohan has gone anorexic.
- Here's a hot naked girl you you. Why? Why not. (nudity)
- I wish I was that smooth.
- Kill Cyborgs!
- Crazy jumping snake!
- "A true gentleman does not ever go ass to mouth."
- I'm sure there's a masturbation joke here somewhere...
- Go figure... all slots are already filled.
- Perhaps someone will be offended?
- Well, that will keep him from fucking it.
- Top 100 dumping lines.
- If you have an animated gif fetish...
- The electronic belt buckle. Pretty cool.
- The College Guy's Dicktionary
- Backstreet's Back, All Right?
- She looks like she's trapped behind glass with some iron dust and god has a big magnet stick.
- What's the limit on the free frosties?
- I know it sounds bad, but their main competitor is "you like it rough, right?" park.
- Ouch, that's smarts!
- "After 10 years this guys no longer making payments on his MPV."
- "Do you want to succeed in college? Bribe your TA."
- That looks comfortable AND safe (note: neither statement necessarily true).
- iBeer.
- FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it?
- "That's drinking outside the box."
- You guys are mean.
- Here's the thing about Lindsay Lohan, she has breasts. 35 days till Herbie: Fully Loaded.
- The lion is one of nature's most fearsome beasts.
- Most elaborate stash box ever.
- "Just a picture of me being stupid and trying to get a wrinkle out of my shirt while I'm wearing the shirt."
- GARFIELD!
- The guy who drank mustard is back! His newest innovation - drinking mold!
- Bird moonwalk.
- Meteor burns up in the atmosphere. I guess that's not really humor, just awesome.
- I'm done, pull the van around.
- I don't know where or when this clip is from, but it's got Jules from Pulp Fiction coaching hockey. Check it out.
- If you guys need me, I'll be cleaning my eyeballs for the next few hours.
- Being Enlightened by George Lucas (and one mile's worth of glowing plastic lightsabers)
- "When you can't afford a new sign because 100% of dues go to the social fund."
- FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly.
- A fatal exception 0E has occurred. Press any key to continue.
- Triangle Fraternity says "Hey, we know boobies too." (nudity)
- Dorks Gone Wild turned the building on the left into the one on the right.
- "It's just a junior college baseball game, who's watching anyways?"
- Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie look terrific. 22 days until Herbie: Fully Loaded.
- You have a permit for those guns Charles Atlas?
- Blacklight boobies? (nudity)
- Puffy pens and boobies go together like cheese and crackers and boobies. (nudity)
- "I thought there would be more sand."
- "Paris Hilton smoking the reefer!?!?! Has anyone gotten her to do the shocker yet??" Two great questions.
- "He's gay."
- Just add a harem of women, a half pound of opium, and a box of money and I'll be set.
- We should give iTunes a job writing captions.
- What a coincidence, I was wearing a viking costume when I looked at this picture. (nudity)
- I like Ringo myself. (nudity, kinda)
- "Be kind and please give generously."
- Fire is the alarm clock of drunk people.
- Puke and rally. With mustard.
- "Chris bet that he could skateboard down the master staircase of our house."
- Ever seen someone pop a water balloon.... in OUTER SPACE?
- Man vs Crowd
- The Absolute Bottom 50 Stereotypes.
- How to tell when summer has arrived.
- Celebrity Jeopardy Fan Taking It Too Far.
- MobPayback - flash game.
- Cruel irony, eh?
- The peep eating kid takes on HOT DOGS.
- Why NOT to teach your parents about Instant Messenger.
- Amish Porn - All Amish, All the Time.
- Hey, want to go to the library and masturbate later?
- Uhhhh....
- Funniest Diamond Ring I've ever seen.
- A incredible 3d flying simulator in flash.
- Husky watching TV...
- "Lindsay Lohan still too fat"
- RC car doing burnouts.
- How to create fake fingerprints.
- Packrat of the year award goes to....
- "Slap party at Sam Houston State University"
- Rap about Whataburger.
- This is the scariest piece of Star Wars merchandise that I've ever seen.
- Nice bush!
- Let the penis talk!!!
- "Porn Wars"
- You have to try to maintain a stable orbit. Nerd game.
- At what point do they just give up?
- Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid.
- A game that simulates a fight with your girlfriend.
- Almost every video game ever.
- Han Solo frozen in carbonite, lego style.
- Awesome new weapon. No recoil, no loud reports.
- You heard it here first: hugging is evil.
- Good title.
- Love is... parody.
- Pussy purse?
- As opposed to twin brothers, I assume?
- Mom always said- If you can't beat them, change the very definition of science.
- Deer-wrestling at Wal-Mart.
- Try to balance yourself and get home...
- How to Use a Vagina.
- I guess this is what edges the horse across the finish line now?
- Guy fucks with the water delivery man. For months. Brutal.
- A Sensible Proposal
- Laziest shaming ever.
- Ahhhhhhh!
- Who else celebrated free frostie day at Wendy's over the weekend?
- Not much to say about this one. It's got a boobie, if you're into that sort of thing. (nudity)
- "The funny thing is that he's pissed about the 4am fire alarm and doesn't know about his face yet."
- Hey guys, wait for me and by butt.
- "They must do this shit on purpose."
- I really think the natural log of x is monster trucks. Maybe you're the one that needs to check your calculations.
- When you move your head, the nipples follow you. (nudity)
- "Cabin fever strikes during exam period."
- FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me.
- I don't get it.
- "I can't believe you posted a picture of some guy's sorry-ass excuse for a Captain Planet costume." Have a little power of heart.
- FORTUNE COOKIES: Great?
- I'd like to see CollegeHumor projected on to the side of a buliding. Get cracking America.
- The dog is tiny!
- Hummers are badass.
- Lloyd C. Linton, bitter to the end and beyond.
- I once saw this sign go as high as 4!
- "Shit never tasted so good!"
- "Governor Schwarzenegger promoting his favorite supplement, Jim Beam."