Content from February 2006
- A magic pen that fills in all the answers for you.
- Popped collar, no sleeves.
- Someone should tell everyone who is on ecstacy.
- A healthy way to smoke pot.
- "My friend got a Tatoo Gun and this is was his first tatoo he ever gave." There should really be a waiting limit on those things.
- Now there's a moustache you can set your watch to.
- The Hammerkatz made a movie for those of us that have seen With Honors too many times.
- The Notebook remixed as a horror movie. Well, more horrific.
- Pow-pow-powerwheels.
- "Boobies on the beach theres nothing better, but I like boobies when they're wrapped in leather." (nudity, user submitted boobies caption)
- Starry Cake
- Mr. T retains his status as "funniest celebrity to get a picture with" for the seventh year running. Sorry Hasselhoff, maybe next year!
- "The bruises were caused by sugar cookies in a food fight with a bouncer."
- I like hungry in all weathers.
- "I don't know what is more confusing - the spelling or the fact that there are no other signs around."
- Lindsay Lohan - the next Britney? Lindsay, please don't marry a rapper.
- My guess is the psychical challenge involved beer.
- Disney just bought the rights to this picture. Heath Ledger is going to be the donkey and George Lopez is going to play the dog.
- It's interesting when you see a Hassidic Jew break dancing, because you know he isn't doing it to show off to girls.
- Here's a hint what's in this picture: grab a calculator, enter "5318008" and flip it upside down. here's another hint: (nudity)
- It's one thing to wear a Salvation Army sweater to class, but to the office...
- Don Vito makes his own rules. Rule #1 - there are no rules!
- No trick photography, just lots of bad bowling balls.
- Requiem for a Dream meets Toy Story 2. There's a sentence I never imagined I would type.
- It runs on hormones you pump into it.
- Excuse me, you are getting red paint all over the doorway. (nudity)
- Nice, they got my good side.
- Jesus-mobile
- Do you think the directions we give Chinese people are this nonsensical?
- Homer is a lucky guy.
- "Earlier today I sent an email to my multicultural/racial class without realizing what my signature was sent too."
- Looks like somebody has a crush.
- Those of you who aren't on XBox Live, listen to the intelligent discourse you are missing.
- Oh deer.
- Cut that out! I told you that after we take a serious picture we can do a silly one.
- Who is the slump buster and who is the slump bustee?
- "My friend beat up LL Cool J back in '92 and took his jacket."
- "Tired of sodas? Try Pepsi."
- "She just spit in MF-ing face"
- Thanks MySpace (nudity)
- If you're gonna bone a goat, make it legit
- Oh cops, you love breaking the law
- Must've really wanted that Gmail, huh?
- I think you forgot something (nudity)
- It's official: we're fat AND lazy
- Holy Shiite, they're attacking out tomb
- What a slut
- "If daddy raised the kids"
- Sick drumming
- Donkey Kong banana (game)
- "When frats go bad"
- Rotation (game)
- "Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?"
- Man finds winning lotto ticket under bed
- WTF?
- Lego Kramer
- "Bottom of the Man-Ring Totem Pole"
- Make a genius say whatever you want
- Massachusetts' official state doughnut (duh)
- Someone loves Kelly Clarkson
- "Little late, isnt it?"
- CH writer Will talks to Dave Coulier (Uncle Joey)
- You think your house is messy?
- Why not to join the bomb squad
- Jackass...With Kids
- Moving Back Home - Not That Bad, Really
- Music dorks watch this!
- Hilarious senior picture without a hint of irony.
- "Hey, at least we recycle."
- New "Oops!" Barbie. Ken not included.
- Wow, your mom looks really good. How old is she now? No! She can't be that old!
- The drunk guy is a staple of any good outdoor concert.
- The only pipe that comes with munchies.
- That polo shirt I planted in the Spring is finally bearing fruit!
- "Not everyone got the memo for Edward Forty Hands..."
- Time Life's new "Boner Jams" CD collection.
- Best of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship.
- The devil made me do it.
- Tattoos, fuck yeah!
- CollegeHumor Interview with Dave Coulier
- DisneyLand has been facing some tough budget cuts lately. Just look at the new Splash Mountain!
- Escalator
- The amazing story of Jason McElwain. Jason is autistic, and for years he helped coach his high school basketball team. The last game of the season, the coach let him play. Read the full story at CBSNews.com.
- You should grow it out.
- "My roomates and I bet each other $5 if we would eat one of these and find it afterwords (Notice the digging hanger)" (in the gross hall of fame)
- Jello wrestling at SUNY Cobleskill. What else do you need to know?
- Honey, go down a street, then down forward, then forward. Then honk the horn.
- "Chuck Norris shit in our toilet."
- Did you lose your jeans, guy on the right?
- Pole vaulting is like pimpin'. It ain't easy.
- He looks like a bowler, doesn't he?
- "This was painted on the side of a semi truck."
- You guys are 21, right?
- General Gee-o?
- Walker told me I have AIDS... THE REMIX!
- Call on me!
- Do the Mr. Woodchuck voice one more time? I couldn't! I simply could- well, okay....
- Who stole my spoiler!?
- TEN CENT WINGS TEN CENT WINGS
- So he was sober enough to put on pajama pants, but drunk enough to fall asleep on the sink?
- Anyone like the Boobie Brothers? Cause weve got one of them...
- The best part about this many dixie cups is all the great jokes you learn.
- I can see your pussy. (nudity)
- Amazing Frisbee throw from 75 yards away.
- Menage-a-tortoise
- "Who says frat's aren't cool?"
- Some strange loophole in the Amish code says that while they can't use electricity, they can use helicopters.
- NEW COLLEGEHUMOR MEGAMIX! Next time an adult asks what college students are up to these days, you can truthfully answer "hitting each other with phone books."
- That girl will do anything for a banana.
- This is apparently from an era when people didn't understand what airplanes were. Fear the mighty airplane!
- On MySpace? You'll want to get one of these
- Sometimes in sports amazing things happen
- Thanks Myspace (nip slip)
- Bush and Blair sing
- Gross
- What it's like to work at Google
- Check out the second "actress."
- The Ultimate Mullet gets married
- Celebrity bra size (game)
- I guess drunk guys don't walk very well
- Irony at it's finest...and most illegal
- Old people are funny
- "Let's do something illegal"
- Own a fake piece of recent history
- Might wanna trim that up (pubes)
- The Mario Opera with puppets - Crazy
- What a horrible idea
- WTF? (Cartoonudity)
- You're a true hero
- More disturbing Don Vito
- Test your perceptions with Artpad
- Really, really cool new Vodka
- Africans have way cooler pets than we do
- I think this dude is getting kicked out of the Navy
- Be the biggest pimp ever
- ASCII War
- Novelty Fireplaces: Scaring children for 150 years
- Politician 'doesn't get the joke'
- Things we learned at the movies
- "Yeah, hey, could you just nuke this dick for me?"
- Naked girls for no reason (nudity)
- If You're Tired of Larry the Cable Guy
- The Style Guys Review Your Away Message
- Don't call me daughter, not fit to. The picture kept is of boooobies.
- Will our hero save the damsel in time?
- Elephant Larry plays Street Fighter, live.
- No Dean, I don't think it's too desperate at all.
- You sir are a god amongst men.
- Snow tubing is more fun when you can't feel your chest.
- Have you ever thought you might get drunker if you snorted liquor instead of drinking it? Me either. This guy did.
- The back of the Kevin Federline CD, no joke necessary.
- Who wants labia?
- "He told me that he took out his teeth for me." How romantic!
- Oh those boots don't go with that bullet proof jacket at all.
- We can't drink that! Or can we...
- Parallel parking with no hands.
- I saw no pictures, now cut that out!
- Surprise, I can't spel.
- Consider whoever gave up this shirt pitied.
- Racist teacher, you crazy!
- The melting pot is alive and it's at Tufts.
- Nerd war
- Queen Guido?
- Scientists: Sex with people is better than masturbating
- Good Morning! (buttcrack)
- Church and Hallucinogens? Yup.
- Australia's next top model is better than ours (nudity)
- "Mr. Kazutoshi Takenoshita's Relative?"
- "O-Faces galore"
- "Looking back probably a bad idea." Indeed.
- The Power of Shit
- King's Win (game)
- Barry Manilow is looking great these days
- Cell phones will kill ya
- WTF?
- Legoized Videogames
- "Talk about switching gears..."
- "Paris' new sex tape?" (nudity)
- Nice tattoos...
- "Who stole my piss?"
- Carmen Electra and Victoria Silvstedt kissing
- Finally, a use for that Valentine's Day gift
- India is weird
- Double-jointed neck...gross
- That's one hot ass (weird nudity)
- It Aint Easy Being A Bouncer
- "u have lots of tattos on your site.... none are golf related!" Yeah we hear that one all the time.
- I, am thinking it's a sign, that the freckles on our boobs are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. (nudity)
- Because what makes you want to drink more than your family?
- "Chuck Norris's van wouldnt start."
- The circle of life is beautiful (from my new favorite book, "How Animals Have Sex.")
- "Found on the wall in a middle school band hallway."
- Spongeback Mountain.
- Look how clean they are. You guys didn't earn those flags.
- And what makes you think it was your ex-boyfriend who did this?
- Down in front!
- This one comes all the way from our friends in the UK. Over there, a good shaming is known as a smashing rubbling!
- What's all the fuss about alternative energy sources? Can't we just power our cars with girls making out?
- It's like they let a 4-year-old design a car.
- Natty Light is expanding their brand into designer clothing.