Attendance is 0/3 of your grade.

The textbook makes a useful ...]]> /article/3221310 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3221310/chronicles-of-a-student-teacher-affair Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:33:45 -0500

...]]> /article/901661 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/901661/increasingly-obvious-attempts-to-draw-attention-to-the-old-lady-in-my-american-literature-class Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:09:53 -0400 “Although Hemingway’s In Our Time is now regarded as one of the seminal American expatriate works of the era, at the time of its release it was met with mixed critical review. It’s unfortunate that none of us has the capability to truly grasp the evolved public reception to the novel due to our lack of years.” [Cast knowing glance towards old lady]

...]]> /article/884619 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/884619/a-classics-major-gets-laidmaybe Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:50:37 -0400 Come hither, yonder wench and allow me tell you the tale of horny Aphrodite – the goddess who never wanted for attention! Hers is a tale of tawdry torment, of bounteous lust, of skin-slapping without end! ‘Tis the tale of the night fox, indeed it is! Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yes! Oh yes, indeed!



Are you ready to bow down to the Scepter of Agamemnon, my love? You must be, for your eyes sing songs to my heart’s delight and your lips are full and red! Ours shall be a boning that sweeps away time and space – more akin to the chaos of the void than the harmony of the Cosmos, yes?
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When I first saw “Jurassic Park” in 1993, I left the theater convinced I would someday dig up dinosaur bones — until I learned such a career would not include Laura Dern wearing khaki shorts and a tank top. However, Spielberg’s film still taught me a valuable lesson: nothing romanticizes a profession like a good movie — particularly the following 6 academically themed films…
...]]> /article/729237 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/729237/how-to-impress-a-naive-academic Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:42:34 -0500 An Academic Thesis is always impressive, mostly because of it’s title. You can impress naive grad students into thinking you are an intellectual just by explaining everything you’re into, in a highly exalted way. I’m into Rap music, so I always tell unsuspecting doctoral candidates that I wrote my dissertation on “Third World Appropriations of Hip Hop Culture as a means for Social Revolution.”

If your title is written to a suitable level of grandiloquence they won’t ask further questions. I’ve written some essay titles based on topics you might be interested in. Feel free to use these while flirting with your TA.
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We’ve all had a “cool” professor…

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