As a pet detective who should be paying a little more attention to the cat having seizures on the rug.
"I'm ready to go in coach!"
You must be the Monopoly Guy!
Hermione, but specifically the Lindsay Lohan version of Hermione.
I'm gonna execute a button hook pattern... super slo-mo.
Ace Ventura and Snowflake, the field goal kicking dolphin.
"My goldfish was stolen from my room, so I called a good friend of mine to help me find him."