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Fight for Your Flight to Departy
I'd like to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check into my flight.
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Easter Island Head Statue on Baggage Carousel
"Yes, I did just get back from Easter Island. How did you know?"
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Airport Rowing Team
The TSA agents watched helplessly as they escaped down the airport river.
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Two Guys Stuck in the Airport Having Fun
"And you wanted to play I Spy."
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Crazy Man Explains Phallic Symbols at Denver International Airport
Of course! It's so obvious once you start ignoring logic and reason.
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TSA Searches Baby
"We have received word from a reliable source that your child might be carrying a 'boom-boom.'"
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Human Bicycle
Tryouts for human pegs will be held next Tuesday.
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Most Obnoxious Kid in the World
"This isn't funny. I'm supposed to be in Palm Springs right now."
hotlink Finally, airports are listening to my suggestions
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Airport: the Musical
A special "Department of Homeland Security"-themed Glee.
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Woman Tells it Like it is on Live News
"OK. We're going to take that again, this time don't answer honestly."
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Guy Goes Through Airport X-Ray Machine
Sadly, he died of Entire-Body Cancer immediately after take-off.


