A new beer, from the makers of all those bad beers.
Three people strong for a distract button.
Brain: Okay guys, let's just hang out, have a drink or two, and get back by midnight. We have a test in the morning. Good? Legs: Got it. Hips: I'm going to randomly move around weirdly t …
'Twas the night before Tuesday, when all through the house A man sits with indifference, clicking a white mouse Because he is bored, and with nothing to do He decides to browse Amazon to bu …
His brother's name is Coca-Cola. They get along really well.
Four Loko felt like he was being too much of a third wheel.
Being a chocoholic is no joke.
1. The Upper PeninsulaNight of: Attempting to finish a keg that needs to be returned. Throughout the session, one of your huskier friends will insist on performing the "lift test" every few minutes, a …
You can't spell incestuous without I and U
Bad Cop, Good Homeless Guy
I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.
Knowledge is power, but drinking is fun.
He also gave up his wife and kids, though that wasn't voluntary.
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.
He really shouldn't have bought a round of chicken nuggets for everyone there.
Thirty minutes later, he crawled into the giant bouncy ball display. No one's seen him since.
I'll buy it. Tomorrow.