Tag: Alcohol (Page 8)

Looking at this picture, all I want to do is drive that little car through the pyramid. Picture Looking at this picture, all I want to do is drive that little car through the pyramid.
If you wanted to be on the site that badly you should have gotten into a motorcycle accident. Picture If you wanted to be on the site that badly you should have gotten into a motorcycle accident.
I don't care how many people you have to harass, we need a picture for Monday's newspaper that makes it look like we're doing something! Picture I don't care how many people you have to harass, we need a picture for Monday's newspaper that makes it look like we're doing something!
Sweet cans. Picture Sweet cans.
Next time, don't be so fancy. Picture Next time, don't be so fancy.
"We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school." Picture "We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school."
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it. Picture He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
"For taking beer into public when you are underage." Picture "For taking beer into public when you are underage."
Good hiding space, but you might want to unplug it just to be sure. Picture Good hiding space, but you might want to unplug it just to be sure.
"The Evolution of Man." Picture "The Evolution of Man."
Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking. Picture Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking.
Don't drink and program. Picture Don't drink and program.
Somebody call for a woof-slinger? Picture Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
"... p.s. he spent last night in jail." Picture "... p.s. he spent last night in jail."
You're writing checks your ass can't cash, Kelly Nettleblad. Picture You're writing checks your ass can't cash, Kelly Nettleblad.
"I can't believe you posted a picture of some guy's sorry-ass excuse for a Captain Planet costume." Have a little power of heart. Picture "I can't believe you posted a picture of some guy's sorry-ass excuse for a Captain Planet costume." Have a little power of heart.
It's like how you line a dog's cage. Except instead it's for vomit, not poop. Or at least primarily vomit anyway. Picture It's like how you line a dog's cage. Except instead it's for vomit, not poop. Or at least primarily vomit anyway.
Miller Lite vs Bud Light in beer pong. Picture Miller Lite vs Bud Light in beer pong.
Is this a dorm room our the set of Global Guts? Picture Is this a dorm room our the set of Global Guts?
"He can't hold his liqour, but he can hold his ....well eveything else." Picture "He can't hold his liqour, but he can hold his ....well eveything else."
It's a bitch to pump, but it's worth it as a conversation piece. Picture It's a bitch to pump, but it's worth it as a conversation piece.
I can crush this car with my head. Picture I can crush this car with my head.
"It took 4 days for maintenance to get the S.S. Arnett out of the pond because it was anchored so well." Picture "It took 4 days for maintenance to get the S.S. Arnett out of the pond because it was anchored so well."
It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece. Picture It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece.