And you must be THIS tall to be an adult.
Do not cross 'Murrica because we will not hesitate to rain down Bud Light in your streets.
It's election day! Did you exercise your right to vote? Or not vote, because that's also allowed (but seriously, get out and vote!). As a reminder of how awesome this country is, here's some reasons y …
Proud to be an American.
It's what this country was founded on.
Double the party, double the 'Emerika.
The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.
Why do you even need a reason?
Is that a Washington Monument in your pants, or do you just love America?
USA! USA! USA! Tomorrow's Independence Day so let's celebrate by combining the images of some of America's great leaders with some of America's favorite things: guns, explosions, a …
The version of his wife wearing his face is the one he has sex with. Well, one of the ones he has sex with.