Tag: Amusement Parks (Page 2)

That's one badass ride. Picture That's one badass ride.
Gotta ride 'em all! Picture Gotta ride 'em all!
They're official amusement park ride testers. This is serious business folks, step aside. Picture They're official amusement park ride testers. This is serious business folks, step aside.
He's reading "The Curse of the Douchy Finger-Pointing Rollercoaster Rider." Picture He's reading "The Curse of the Douchy Finger-Pointing Rollercoaster Rider."
Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood. Picture Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.
Some people express fear in different ways. Picture Some people express fear in different ways.
Building a card tower on a rollercoaster is almost as funny as THE HOUSE OF CARDS OUR ECONOMY WAS BASED ON FOR THE PAST DECADE. LIFE'S A HOUSE OF CARDS PEOPLE. OPEN YOUR EYES! Picture Building a card tower on a rollercoaster is almost as funny as THE HOUSE OF CARDS OUR ECONOMY WAS BASED ON FOR THE PAST DECADE. LIFE'S A HOUSE OF CARDS PEOPLE. OPEN YOUR EYES!
Splash Mountain Water Bottle Picture Splash Mountain Water Bottle
A ninja always knows where the Just For Fun Calaway Park Log Ride camera is. Mind Your Surroundings! Picture A ninja always knows where the Just For Fun Calaway Park Log Ride camera is. Mind Your Surroundings!
One of the better rides, if you don't mind the line. Picture One of the better rides, if you don't mind the line.
So a demon and an angel go on a rollercoaster... Picture So a demon and an angel go on a rollercoaster...
Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day. Picture Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day.
"Grabbin' my chicks boobs at Knott's Berry Farm while my friend was getting dome from his girl in the seat behind us." Classic Knott's. Picture "Grabbin' my chicks boobs at Knott's Berry Farm while my friend was getting dome from his girl in the seat behind us." Classic Knott's.
I have had it with these muthaf*ckin' snakes on this muthaf*ckin' ride! Picture I have had it with these muthaf*ckin' snakes on this muthaf*ckin' ride!
Many pieces were lost that day that shall never be recovered, but let us never forget the horrible tragedy that occurred that day at Six Flags. Also 3 children went missing; 1 presumed dead. Picture Many pieces were lost that day that shall never be recovered, but let us never forget the horrible tragedy that occurred that day at Six Flags. Also 3 children went missing; 1 presumed dead.
The highest level of zen is when you don't get angry if a 6 year old rams you. Picture The highest level of zen is when you don't get angry if a 6 year old rams you.
Oh, to be a kid again. Picture Oh, to be a kid again.
Who said being a carny didn't have its perks? Free cleavage definitely outweighs the puke they clean up. Picture Who said being a carny didn't have its perks? Free cleavage definitely outweighs the puke they clean up.
The Secret Service just sniped 5 year-old driver of the oncoming bumper car. Picture The Secret Service just sniped 5 year-old driver of the oncoming bumper car.
Well if she's paying 10 bucks a pack you damn well know she wants that second hand smoke too. Picture Well if she's paying 10 bucks a pack you damn well know she wants that second hand smoke too.
Ferris wheels are a lot more fun than I remember. Installing naked girls was a good improvement. Picture Ferris wheels are a lot more fun than I remember. Installing naked girls was a good improvement.
Few mortals can even hold a candle to such pure extremeness. Picture Few mortals can even hold a candle to such pure extremeness.
After giving 8 kids whiplash, he quickly brought the team together and jointly decided it was in fact NOT lupus. Picture After giving 8 kids whiplash, he quickly brought the team together and jointly decided it was in fact NOT lupus.
The guy in the back looks tough, but he's actually crapping his pants. Picture The guy in the back looks tough, but he's actually crapping his pants.