Tag: Animal Penis

Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams. Picture Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.
Yuck, algae. Picture Yuck, algae.
It's great. It's the only affliction you can fix with masturbation. Picture It's great. It's the only affliction you can fix with masturbation.
Well, we know he isn't Jewish. Picture Well, we know he isn't Jewish.
He had a baby elephant face in his belly, like a rain forest version of Total Recall. Picture He had a baby elephant face in his belly, like a rain forest version of Total Recall.
Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight? Picture Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight?
Woah, that's a little too merry. Picture Woah, that's a little too merry.
Man-bat. Picture Man-bat.
This guy ate Underdog. Picture This guy ate Underdog.
Yeah, deal with it. Picture Yeah, deal with it.
I'm not sure what cuttle is, but that's what I'll have. Picture I'm not sure what cuttle is, but that's what I'll have.
What a rare and special opportunity to see enormous animal penises in their natural habitat. Picture What a rare and special opportunity to see enormous animal penises in their natural habitat.
Click here to see an enormous dog penis. Picture Click here to see an enormous dog penis.
Recent demographic studies show that .0001% of our audience are female zebras. This one's for you stripes! Picture Recent demographic studies show that .0001% of our audience are female zebras. This one's for you stripes!
Guess that settles it. A zebra is black with white stripes. Picture Guess that settles it. A zebra is black with white stripes.
Without opening the picture, guess if a zebra's penis is striped too. Picture Without opening the picture, guess if a zebra's penis is striped too.
"The Ron Jeremy of canines" Picture "The Ron Jeremy of canines"
wow...and i bet you think your job sucks Picture wow...and i bet you think your job sucks
Donkey Dick!!!! (God we're so immature) Picture Donkey Dick!!!! (God we're so immature)