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May 25, 2010
As if bears weren't good enough at killing before.
May 24, 2010
Awww, they're too young to understand how weird they are.
He's disgraced the noble act of forcing animals to run in circles for the purposes of gambling.
May 21, 2010
Winner gets to eat the cheese on that little wooden plank with the metal things on it.
This is the same way my wife and I got our beautiful 2-bedroom condo in Florida.
May 20, 2010
Well, it definitely sounds like he'll get sh*t done.
This fox is so sly he tricks people into petting him by looking cute.
May 19, 2010
Fun Fact: Cats think Easter is a threat to their own religion, but they don't know what their religion is.
Polly want a cracker... with boobs on it.
From Sabrina on May 18, 2010
OH YEAH, like geese can read. (Some studies show that ducks can. Look it up).
May 18, 2010
Awww. I hope he never grows up. Like if he has some kind of growth defect, that would be perfect.
May 17, 2010
Who would win in a fight: a snake or a bazooka?
"I told you it was dangerous to leave the couch!"
This pup would have loved MadTV.
May 11, 2010
Scarier than the scariest squirrel horror movie.
The greatest hamster athlete of our generation.
"Awwww." -You, if you have a soul.
May 10, 2010
Every puppy goes through the "turtle stage" before they learn to walk on their own.
They're no Ke$ha. They're better.
May 9, 2010
Sometimes Berenstain Bears books just write themselves!
May 7, 2010
It's a "ruff" cut of his new single...I'm fired, aren't I?
This is just like the "The Tortoise and the Hare" story my dad used to tell me. He's in jail now.
May 4, 2010
Awww, he hates healthy living.