Aww, kitty has poison teeth.
To be fair, ice is slippery.
Ugh, you guys are all a bunch of catscists.
Something's fishy here...
Batteries not included.
In fairness the local sheep have, like, no sense of boundaries.
Work it out, kids or I SWEAR I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
This year for Thanksgiving be thankful we put this together so you're not bored sitting at the kid's table. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'm thankful that my hand turkeys don't SUCK ASS!
When it melts, it looks like a Shar-Pei.
He's off to play fetch in the great beyond.
No wonder the Little Mermaid had to go on land to find a decent kisser.
What do you mean you didn't want a picture of my butthole?
They disappear after seventy dog seconds.
"Eww, mommy, what's wrong with Comic Sans?" "He's sick honey, don't look at him."
Slap me some paw.
The landing is definitely what cost him in the long run.
He took the bait. And the bait was friendship.
"I'm two seconds away from making these fuckers chew toys."
Come on, boy. Let's go for a swing.
For years, we thought aliens or artificial intelligence were going to take over the Earth. All this time it was hamsters?
I think this is going to be a cave level.