That's what you get for shitting in my kitty litter!
Springboks are antelope-kind-of things found in Africa. They will pronk - meaning, leap - into the air with their legs stiff and their back bowed. It's pretty cool. Epic pronk, bro. You just got pronk …
He could just eat me right up.
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gaaaaaal (kill me now).
Whoever said we had to be nice to birds? Not me. They're not nice to us, why should we be nice to them? Screw 'em. They can fly all the way south for all I care.
WOOF, is it getting hot outside or is just me? My dawgs over here know whats up. But they can't be the only ones straight chillin' this Memorial Day. Hope you've had time to shave your hairy winter co …
It has a delicate urine-y aroma and a strong oaky finish.
Can't wait till I get my paws on some Jack Meowrouac.
So cute, totes going to put that up by my litter box, you guys.
He has to fight them off. By gently putting them on the ground.
Just another meowday.
OH DEER: This is my stop.
Just follow the yellow brick logic.
They both got their masters in Psychology but he got Valedic-DOG-ian.
But maybe if you got some catnip, we could talk.
Maybe I'm a cat person after all.
We can't all be Kate Winslet. But we can sure as hell try.
Polly want a murder?
Reincarnated, I was.
The Ministry of Silly Walks is now taking applicants. (None-silly, NORMIE walkers need not apply). However, if you are applying, here's a peek at your competition. Good luck, and walk weird, my …
And just like that, a universe-eating wormhole opened.