Amazing Morgan Freeman Impression (And more!) video Amazing Morgan Freeman Impression (And more!)

He's working up to kidnapping Morgan Freeman and becoming him. Almost there!

(actually said by Arnold in the classic documentary Pumping Iron) picture (actually said by Arnold in the classic documentary Pumping Iron)
160 Schwarzenegger Quotes video 160 Schwarzenegger Quotes

And almost half of them understandable.

3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous. picture 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous.
Accigone video Accigone

Arnold Schwarzenegger sells an accent elimination spray in this unaired commercial.

This is how Michelle won California for Barack. picture This is how Michelle won California for Barack.
This sign was not vandalized - anyone know what the hell they're getting at? picture This sign was not vandalized - anyone know what the hell they're getting at?
Every Mr. Freeze Pun video Every Mr. Freeze Pun

We're just chilled to present every mention of the cold in 1997's Batman & Robin... in exactly 30 seconds.

Conan the Commentarian video Conan the Commentarian

Actual DVD commentary from Schwarzenegger and the film's equally incomprehensible director.

The Creator of Arnold Schwarzenegger video The Creator of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Walter Boyle explains the secret behind all of Arnold's films.

Seven Seconds of Arnold video Seven Seconds of Arnold

Could you believe this man would one day play Mr. Freeze?

That sounds like it was Mrs. Schwarzenegger's decision. picture That sounds like it was Mrs. Schwarzenegger's decision.
For the last time Mr. President, you have to talk to Christian Bale about that sh*t now. picture For the last time Mr. President, you have to talk to Christian Bale about that sh*t now.
Who says California can't pass anything?! Check out that 79% son! picture Who says California can't pass anything?! Check out that 79% son!
Predator: The Musical video Predator: The Musical

"If it bleeds, we can sing about it."

Darth Schwarzenegger video Darth Schwarzenegger

In this version of the movie, Vader takes on the entire rebellion by himself with nothing but machine guns.

Chocolate Total Recall video Chocolate Total Recall

If anybody is equipped to handle this sight, it's Arnold.

Predator Mentos Commercial video Predator Mentos Commercial

Revenge has never tasted so minty and refreshing.

Terminator Love Song: "I'll Be Back" video Terminator Love Song: "I'll Be Back"

"Susan, just watch the video I made, then decide if you really want a trial separation."

Schwarzenegger Alternate One-Liners video Schwarzenegger Alternate One-Liners

If THIS is the stuff they cut from "Commando," what they leave in must be PURE GOLD.