It's too bad none of them could afford rent the next month, they got along so well.
Unlike Einstein, the smartest thing this guy ever did was not get his car washed.
Reading is fu**ing intense.
"Let's add a happy little half pipe over in the distance."
The one with a guy taking a picture on it was really hard to find.
Beats being crushed by a pile of garbage. Probably.
There was a spark between them.
They put a cast on the chimney.
An elderly man sat on his lap for 2 hours to read the paper.
You'll still have to walk until those wings sprout.
Oddly enough, if you're drawing a penis, you start by making a cat.
Knuckle sandwiches just don't taste as good.
You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
Can you get an exorcism on a tattoo?
The perfect centerpiece for the "National Organization for Women" conference.
Some people get such shi*tty tattoos.
A toast to one of the greatest physicists ever.
Sure it's a cheesy joke. But it's the good kind of cheesy.
Jabba the Huttcake.
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Dude, you totally complete me, dude.
But you are OK at eating cake like an animal, slob.