It's only a matter of time till it's on every backpack you see.
Diapers to die for.
The real Andy Richter just stands in the corner in his tighty-whities watching you bathe.
The chains double as tears for not being able to grow your own.
He tracks the Dominos Pizza tracker.
"You have one hour to find my body. Tick tock."
The Dude shouldn't have given the last supper on Shomer Shabbos. Donny doesn't approve.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that 'Going Rogue by Sarah Palin' last night."
Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.
I remember my first grease stain.
You can finally nail someone and mean it.
It was probably that Trainranasaurus Wreck in the background.
He wants to eliminate all the moths.
It was just in the window of an empty store at the mall. I don't know why..
HadouCAN anything you want in this world.
I like to imagine there's a woman doing some real soul-searching right on top of the roof.
"What if your penis is smaller than an elephant's? I'm asking for a friend."
"That's deep, man." "Thanks." "I was talking about the river."
Type II Diabetes is a small price to pay for your pee not smelling.
Just don't slip on the dip.
Don't throw bread at them, they are incapable of eating.
They were a lot angrier at first, but then they remembered they didn't have to pay for postage.
We get it dude - Steve Jobs is a visionary. Now please shut up.