CollegeHumor: Astronauts

Astronaut Remakes David Bowie's "Space Oddity" on Shuttle

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:16:49 -0400

Houston, we have a hit.

Incredibly Harsh Children's Book

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:36:38 -0400

And to think I wasted all that time saving up money to go to space camp.

Hamsters Training to be Astronauts

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 10:59:20 -0400

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Ron Howard? BESIDES ME HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR PROPERTY.

Neil Armstrong: First Man on the "Man"

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:05:16 -0400

Hindustan Times seems to know something about Neil Armstrong that the rest of us don't.

Eating a Taco in Space

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:59:58 -0400

I'll have one taco please, extra salsa, no gravity.

Astronaut Falls on the Moon and Can't Get Up

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 11:18:10 -0400

That's one small step for man and one giant leap backwards for mankind.

Astronauts Strike Flying Pose

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 16:16:20 -0400

"The real superheroes are nerds." - your 5th grade math teacher

Astronaut

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 07:10:14 -0400

That's one small trick for man, one giant treat for mankind.

This NASA Application looks Suspicious

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:22:31 -0400

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Jake's 5-Word Webby Acceptance Speech

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:41:37 -0400

Jake spent a lot of time on this and definitely didn't think of it on the way to the podium.

Awesome French Prank Compilation

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:14:43 -0500

This video is great for the pranks, and for how many pissed off French people it features.

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin Decide Who Goes First

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:21:51 -0400

Buzz Aldrin: This is so messed up. I deserve this just as much as you do.

Neil Armstrong: Look, Buzz. We've been over this. I called it fair and square during training.

Buzz: There is no way that counts. You called it when we were inside a classroom. You couldn't even see the space shuttle OR the moon. It's against the rules.

Neil: Fine…I call I get to walk on the moon first! Ha! We are both inside the shuttle, and I can see the moon through the window. You just got ARMSTRONGED!

Buzz: Come on, this moment is way too important to just call it like that. Generations to come will remember the name of the first person to walk on the moon.

Neil: Then we should go by who has the coolest name. My last name is Armstrong. Game over.

Buzz: Now, hold on. My first name is Buzz. That's pretty cool.

Neil: No, your first name is Edwin, which is super lame. Your nickname is Buzz. Anyone can come up with a cool nickname. Hell, I could start calling myself Hacksaw Armstrong and blow your nickname out of the water.

Buzz: That's ridiculous; nobody would ever call you that. The only other name people might call you is "Louis Armstrong" because they'll get confused.

Neil: Who would confuse me and Louis Armstrong? Besides the fact that we share a bad-ass last name, we are nothing alike. Give up, man. You're the clear number two.

Buzz: We should let Mission Control decide. They are in charge, after all.

Neil: OK, Houston, would you rather have me or Edwin "Buzzkill" Aldrin as the first man on the moon?

Mission Control: We want you to know that you both are great astronauts, but Neil did call it. This mission would be meaningless if we didn't uphold the tradition of "calling it." Also, he totally turned your name around on you, "Buzzkill." Classic Hacksaw!

Buzz: Damn it. Well, congratulations, Neil. Just try to come up with somethingelse to say besides "You just got Armstronged" when you first step on the moon.

Neil: Thanks, I will, Buzz. Listen, it really doesn't matter who gets to go first. Sure, I may end up being more famous, but the public certainly will always remember the names of everybody involved in this groundbreaking achievement.

Michael Collins: What about me, guys?

Neil and Buzz: Who the hell are you?
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Guy Having Fun in Space

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:38:50 -0400

Why do all astronauts have to conduct important scientific research? Why can't some of them just have a good time?

Astronaut Blooper

Fri, 22 May 2009 12:12:11 -0400

In space, even the smallest mistake can have extreme consequences. Not all the time, though.

Astronauts on the Moon

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:21:42 -0500

These two astronauts are having way too much fun to come back, earth-bitches!

Astronaut Interrupts Golf Match

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:30:35 -0400

And NASA wanted to waste time going to Mars?

Did you know, astronauts are incapable of lying?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:49:18 -0400

A former astronaut tells the world that aliens are real. Conspiracy, or consrealacy?

Fun in Space

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:10:18 -0500

"Oh right... we needed to repair that space station. Kinda forgot about that."

Space Toilet 9000

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:32:53 -0400

This crazy homeless man just got to the front of our lecture hall and started talking, so we asked him fun questions! (Just kidding -- he's an astronaut or something.)