Learning to eat your emotions early.
Just how badly do you need those copies?
Being a baby is hard. You're always droolin, poopin yo' self, and then there's the turf wars. Who gets the front seat in the stroller? Who gets the first the go at mom's boobs? Sometimes you gotta get …
If Walmart thinks it needed to be said, it needed to be said.
Now that's some forward thinking.
Aww what an itty bitty knitted titty.
When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.
Your Chwistmas dewivewy is hewe.
There's also a dog in this picture!
Soft spot? More like soft head.
You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.
Look ma, no hands!
Ugh, must be a bunch of them liberal agenda folks.
The mother is a burrito.
The hipsters are breeding.
Grandma is going to need a lot of help understanding this picture.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
You see, with teamwork we can annoy babies much more effectively.
Looks like the annoying orange had a kid.
For the man who can't decide between Father of the Year and Fan of the Year
In his defense, the baby was vomiting everywhere.
Also, milk is the shit.
Duuuude, what was in that milk? I'm freaking out.