Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I thought I'd be funny for my pregnant friend. It backfired a little and now she doesn't talk to me so much these days."
What was all that "I'm here for the wings" talk, baby?
Umbilical cord is to baby as beer bong is to mommy.
When he turns 6 he'll have his celebratory three-way-match between a Jawa and an Ewok.
Enjoy those boobs, boys, they're the last you'll see for a while
Very interesting, Mr. Bond....
They also have a recycling bin for bottles.
Wait so which one's Eminem?
Her parents were experts in giving her a crappy last name.
In the original photo there was a baby in the bag.
"No, YOU'RE a baby, man!"
Get them while they're young.
"You better get that spoon of sweet potato baby food outta my face."
... meets his baby for the first and last time.
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