Picture "2 in the afternoon and this guy stumbles past our table. This is no joke, and was not staged. He was like this for 10 minutes until his buddies moved him. He never fell, never moved."
Picture ... and God was angry that man attempted to build a tower that reached the heavens, and that's why we now have hangovers.
Picture For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
Picture If someone passes out outside and there's still daylight, it doesn't matter if they are still wearing shoes. Everything is fair game.