"Barack Obama" Stuff

Barack Hussein Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States, despite having the least electable name in the history of time. He was born in Hawaii, which according to some is apparently not part of this country. His campaign in 2008 adopted the phrase “Hope” as it’s rallying cry, which marks the high water mark for campaign simplicity and integrity, while simultaneously representing the low water mark for our nation’s prospects. He is the cause of all of our economic troubles and falling status on the world stage, according to your grandfather, who is blessed with the ability to disregard the years 2000 – 2008. He is married to Michelle Obama, who many have compared to Jackie O. being that both women married men who became President of the United States.