Barack Hussein Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States, despite having the least electable name in the history of time. He was born in Hawaii, which according to some is apparently not part of this country. His campaign in 2008 adopted the word “Hope” as its rallying cry, which marks the high water mark for campaign simplicity and integrity, while simultaneously representing the low water mark for our nation’s prospects. He is the cause of all of our economic troubles and falling status on the world stage, according to your grandfather, who is blessed with the ability to disregard the years 2000 – 2008. He is married to Michelle Obama, who many have compared to Jackie O. being that both women married men who became President of the United States.
Originals Barack Obama's BBQ
Fixing the country, one burger at a time.
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I'm F*cking Obama
The newest political scandal, to the tune of Sarah Silverman's I'm F*cking Matt Damon.
Originals Celebrity Halloween
Trick-or-treating with the newsmakers of 2010.
Originals Barack Obama's BBQ 2011
He's got a lot on his plate.
Originals New Joe Biden Swearing Footage
The full tape of Joe Biden's encouraging words to Obama.
Originals If Obama Was Still Miked After The Bin Laden Speech
Become first black president, check... Kill world's worst terrorist, check...
Originals "You Lie!" Interrupts Other Famous Speeches
Throughout history, Joe Wilson has been there to point out when pants are on fire.
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Harder Better Barack Obamer
Finally, a politician who represents the West.
Originals Obama's Young Adult Novel Plan
Can Twilight save America?
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McCain Gets BarackRoll'd
This was the same way William Henry Harrison won his election.
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Barack Roll'd
The entire presidential campaign has been an elaborate attempt to prank the nation.
Originals Obama's Other Birth Video
He was raised on nothing but Bumblebee tuna.
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John Hodgman Roasts Obama
Mac spokesman and supernerd John Hodgman gets a chance to speak in front of the president and uses it to quiz him on comic books, Dune, and Star Trek.
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Obama: Kanye Is A "Jackass" (Now with Video)
Because he can't say it to Joe Wilson.
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Fox News: Obama Announces Obama's Death
"And in other news, President Obama tore through Alabama last week, destroying homes and killing several people."
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Drunk
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Halloween 2005
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