barack obama

Barack Hussein Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States, despite having the least electable name in the history of time. He was born in Hawaii, which according to some is apparently not part of this country. His campaign in 2008 adopted the word "Hope" as its rallying cry, which marks the high water mark for campaign simplicity and integrity, while simultaneously representing the low water mark for our nation's prospects. He is the cause of all of our economic troubles and falling status on the world stage, according to your grandfather, who is blessed with the ability to disregard the years 2000 - 2008. He is married to Michelle Obama, who many have compared to Jackie O. being that both women married men who became President of the United States. [[[readmore]]] *The Race Race:* The Republican Party is one skiing-related complaint inside a Brooks Brother’s dressing room away from serving up the whitest group of humans ever to go head to head with the nation’s first black president. Are you down with GOP? Then you probably don’t get that reference. *Smoking:* President Obama has been rumored to sneak the occasional cigarette now and then which would explain why upon taking office he stocked the Resolute Desk with Orbit gum and Axe body spray. That way Michelle will be none the wiser.

    Kittens inspired by Barack Obama
    This sold for 18,000 dollars at a benefit.
    Obama Beatbox
    The core is a tennis ball sized sphere of pure ice.
    It's amazing that they were able to produce these so fast
    Barack Obeyonce
    Too Much Info on the Obamas
    Tuesday was quite a day for Obama
    That's Biden on the cross.
    It's a decoy!
    I officially want to hang out at the White House
    Obama used to be chill as hell

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