Picture "McDonalds employee grabbing a couple winks in the bathroom. He didn't wash his hands before returning to work."
Picture "I'm at Denny's with some friends and one of them comes back from the bathroom saying something about the towel dispenser landing in the stall while he was in there. He said, while he was on the toilet, some biker looking guy got mad because there were no
Picture Just imagine how pissed this guy is going to be when he sees the letter he wrote is on the Internet.
Picture I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?