CollegeHumor: Beards

The Twelve Beards of Christmas

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:41:52 -0500

The beard makes the man.

Bro Beard

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:54:00 -0500

People already knew he was a bro from the goatee.

Bearded Electrical Outlet

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:21:12 -0400

Ever since he blew a fuse he hasn't been the same.

Douchebag Haircut and Beard

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:06:10 -0400

To get that realistic flame look he should just light himself on fire.

Bearded Man Wants a Bed Time Story

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:12:58 -0400

He always gets this way when he hasn't had his aged whiskey and banjo music.

Old Hippie Dances Hard

Thu, 26 May 2011 18:30:22 -0400

Or he might be a wizard, or a gnome, or a homeless man. It's hard to say for sure.

Bearded Baby

Thu, 12 May 2011 21:02:30 -0400

His formula is beefjerky flavored.

2747 Toothpicks in Beard

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:46:30 -0400

Right after this, he said something about his work here being done and flew off into space.

Beard Rock! Music Video

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:15:38 -0400

It's like ZZ Top for guys with beards.

Year of the Beard

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:39:48 -0500

That was, without a doubt, the greatest year of that beard's life.

Untitled 10

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:31:39 -0500

He's just fishing for compliments.

Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful And Worldly

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 14:37:05 -0500

Sometimes I’ll soak my mustache in scotch before going out to a social event. Then, during conversation, I’ll suck on it and then make some pronouncement like, “This ten-year single-malt has an excellent bouquet.” Since nobody else wants to suck on my mustache, nobody can tell me that scotch and Scotchgard aren’t the same thing like they normally would.

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Hairless Cat Loves Beard

Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:27:42 -0500

He tried to grow a goatee once, but all the other cats said he looked like a douche.

Extreme Shaving

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 12:31:58 -0500

The most extreme part is that he's going against the grain.

Man Forced to Eat Own Beard

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 11:37:05 -0500

"Tastes like chicken-flavored beard shampoo."

Booyah Pictures: Daddy's Cotton Candy Beard

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:33:19 -0400

This one is for the haters.

Untitled 16

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:49:17 -0400

"How is this not the chillest goatee ever?"

Superheroes should be required to have beards

Wed, 12 May 2010 11:54:14 -0400

Bearded superheroes FTW.

Never trust a man with a soul patch

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:50:39 -0400

The trustworthiness of different beard types.

One of the best beard Twitter pages you'll see all day

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:33:10 -0500

Conan's beard has a Twitter.