Not pictured: the quick brown fox.
If you fail to comply, you will be required to participate in a series of five intensive child-training seminars.
What a cool kid.
Don't worry, we don't have to move fast. Unless there's a posted speed limit.
Would you rather have this or bed bugs?
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
He's so dreamy--but to be fair, so are all beds.
They use a similar formation with the bathroom toilets.
Y u no have sex?
His wife sleeps in the dog cage.
This will be much less weird than the time I slept with an actual swan.
Most Epic Nap
Check out the comic book rack on that one!
The only stains that blanket has are drool stains. And possibly Cheeto dust.
There's an intricate system of trampolines to get on the bed.