http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/beds Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3280861 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3280861/no-we-are-not-having-sex-in-your-twin-bed Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:50:27 -0500 I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. Allow me to repeat myself.


There will be no coitus of any kind in your bed, specifically due to the bed's shape and size. Is that clear enough for you to understand?


You might be curious as to why I have nipped our potential foreplay, intercourse, and eventual spooning in the bud, simply for reasons of bed-size. Let me explain.
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This is it. This is the perfect bedding to get for my dorm room. It's classy. It's comfortable. It's black. It's satin. It's satin. It's satin. Did I just say that three times? God I'm excited. Everyone thinks they're so creative for getting denim or t-shirt material bedding, but they're all just fools. That stuff is still just a variation of cotton-based synthetics. It's a known fact that every cotton-based synthetic wishes it were a bad-ass piece of jet black satin. I can't believe I found this in the clearance bin at Target. Sweet, when I get this bedding on my mattress I'm going to be classy enough to start pronouncing it Tar-Jay, like I'm French or something. And then girls are going to think I'm French. I can't remember if being French is popular, but with sheets like this, who gives a f*ck.
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