Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
My alcoholic father was so proud to see me graduate.
Someone's ready for school to start already.
We can't pay rent anymore, but why would we want to?
Because what's better than fire and a table covered in alcohol?
It's nice to see kids who are interested in more than video games!
At 7 and 4 years old, they're already phenoms. The Tiger Woods of beer pong.
Chicks making out is always a great distraction technique.
This is it! This is the single most lame-ass thing you can possibly spend money on.
If you can blow the ball out, it doesn't count.
"We decided to make teams of 12 and go head to head."
Now here's someone that can distract you with a strip tease.
Bouncing is still not allowed, though it does make a satisfying "tink" noise.
"100 person beer bong. It was an amazing success - 100 people finished 1 keg in a few seconds."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.