Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You guys are 21, right?
The Stanley Cup of college - the beer pong trophy.
Stroboscopic beer pong.
If you miss this one, I get a real get of jail free card.
The hardest part is getting the garbage cans clean enough to drink from.
If you can't hit a cup on this table, maybe you should consider laying off the booze for a bit.
"They came complete with pockets inside for their cell phones, wallets, keys, gum, and there was even a cup holder!"
"He just showed up and never said a word."
Human Beer Pong at Purdue.
"When you are really desperate to play beer pong."
You can either spend the night in jail, or admit that you were leaning and that last shot doesn't count.
You know you're in college when your beer pong table is nicer than your non-beer-pong table.
"When someone gets engaged at Pitt, we celebrate by playing champagne pong."
"The Domino's guy was already drunk when he delieverd the pizza, so we asked him if he wanted to hang out."
I'm never gonna run for political office!
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