Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This Bible will make you see God.
"Excuse me, do you have the King James Sex Bible?"
If it quotes the bible, is it still a tramp stamp?
"Saw these at the grocery store, 'includes ruler for underlining passages."
This was drawn by a mediocre artist who has seen too many Yes album covers.
I'm sure someone in the comments will correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought John 3:16 was about what an enormous douchebag Blake is.
Good news guys, I think I found a roach underneath this piece of the True Cross.
I found this in my hotel dresser drawer.
YOU ARE ALL SINNERS
How many commandments do you think he broke that night?
Jesus is really cool like that. I once saw him stay at a Barnes and Noble for 3 days longer then he was scheduled just to make sure all his fans left happy.
You think this is sacreligous, we're not showing you the one where Adam calls Eve a dildo.
"This is what the teach us in The Army Bible Study"
"I lost my copy of the New Testament that the Gideons gave me. I found it a week later in the laundry..."
So this is Hell...fire and brimestone, and Bible characters that we never paid attention to when we were kids.
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