Don't worry, honey. I'm sure it's having tons of fun hopping around in the sky.
"Y'know, Mike, there's a chore wheel for reason, we all have to pitch in. Also stop eating my crackers."
"Y'know, it's like I put all this effort into keeping the place clean and no one actually cares. Also I just pooped on the kitchen table, sorry" - Your roommate/cockatoo.