"Birds" Video

He's had enough of fake birds since his 3rd divorce.

From jenbacca

I hear he's moved on to ruining hip hop, now.

From KeeneValleyGuy

It's really sad that no-one ever told him he could fly.

Crowabunga.

From penelopakristi

And yet they were denied entry into last years US Open due to discrimination and complete lack of ability.

From stelpip

It may not be the real thing, but if they took it to a hair salon it would probably fly away.

From sandyhammond

When the geese come marching in, watch your step.

From Spacederace

It takes 5 hours just to feed them breakfast.

From jonaslouis

"I want to fly like an eagle, into an eagle."

Dreams do come true--especially if you're a remarkably strange person.

From PatriotsDreamFarm

G'fight, mates.

From onlineangelica

The quacks of civilization are already beginning to show.

He knows what you did last November.

From duffykellysacramento

Now they know what it's like to be sh*t on.

From tteeggaannyyeeaahh

"Chirp. Enjoy that hot blood juice, you capitalist swine. Chirp."

Loser (and winner) gets rabies.

It's like a metaphor or something.

From AdrianFeniXx

I like the one where he flys into that window from the Soviet Union.

From joshriggs511

How come when I do this people tell me to stop waving owls around, and when they do it it's science?

Maybe he should have thought about that before letting himself be taken against his will into captivity.

From gnarlsburls8st4