Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I'm not saying Richard's lonely, but this keyboard cake is just as sticky as his actual one.
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
It's not as bad as it looks; she's also wearing a hundred nicotine patches.
Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya."
It's like having a conjoined twin in the womb, except this guy has a better kick.
9 lives you say? Age means nothing to me you mortal fools!
Oh my God this cookie is SOOOOOOOOOO hahahaha. Where am I?
Any prank where you get a ton of undeserved birthday presents is a good prank
"Everyone give Timmy a round of applause for being a good boy today."
Fatter and less talented. That was his 8 year-old birthday wish and it came true.
The photographer kept saying "Cheese. Cheese. Cheese" when he should've been saying "Queso, queso, queso!"
I wonder where they put the candle on that birthday cake.
"Thanks for the cake guys! I'm super, super cereal."
She had a flight early next morning and was none the wiser.
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Don't ask me again.