Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Jackie turns 23 today and we figured that it was only appropriate to give her a big black penis."
"Happy Burfday! We hate your guts!"
A photo summation of the 21st birthday
"Although it is not actually our friend Dan's birthday, putting cherry yogurt and cake on his head and then sticking in lit candles still seemed like a good idea at the time."
He's crying because he's a failure.
"This is the cake i got for my 19th birthday. I wonder what the girls who made it for me were thinking about?" Probably about fucking you, dude.
"I was like 5 years old. I swear to God, I don't still have fantasies about Chucky E. Cheese. I just wanted to see if he had a wanger. My sister looks so excited on the side. Hm."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.