Every Facebook Birthday Wall Ever

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:07:10 -0400

Justin Bieber's Thrilling Birthday Weekend In 4 Tweets

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:13:00 -0500

Justin Bieber's Birthday Weekend: A perfect 22-word short story, in Twitter form. He HAD to have embellished some of those details, right??? No one's birthday weekend is THIS crazy.

Charles Darwin's Birthday

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 20:55:23 -0500

Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from crashing the party. But don't text anyone the answer; there is a trap door for people who get the answer wrong that I have been dying to test out.

Your Birthday: Then and Now

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:20:22 -0500

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Baseball Fan Wants to "F*cking Cause Trouble" and Wish Her Mom a Happy Birthday

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:50:53 -0400

It's the thought that gets past the censors.

A Doggy Birthday Party

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 11:42:03 -0400

Raise the woof.

Grumpy Birthday Cat

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:49:12 -0400

It's my party and I'll mope if I want to.

Tiny Fuppets - A Modest Wish

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 13:34:42 -0400

Birthdays rock.

Son Surprises Dad With Ferrari

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:06:39 -0400

"But I wanted a blue one."

The Dark Knight Birthday

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:50:00 -0400

He's the hero this party deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

David Liebe Hart Performs the New Happy Birthday Song

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:26:28 -0400

I sure hope you're all fans of David Liebe Hart, the Chicago White Sox, and the name Dan.

"I'm 24" Rap Song

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:40:22 -0400

When I was 17, it was a very good year--but that's a completely different song by a completely different person.

Birthday Surprise Knocks Girl Out Cold

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:03:52 -0500

And if their bat mitzvah present goes as planned, she won't survive.

Dog Not Amused With Cake

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:33:57 -0400

It'll take months to burn off those calories at that age.

Cute Asian Does The Richard Nixon

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 14:06:30 -0500

Sometimes the biggest crooks come in the tiniest packages.

Sad Birthday Dog

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:39:16 -0400

He's upset because this means he'll have to face all the responsibilities of a one-year-old, like not pooping on the floor.

Mario Birthday Cake

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 11:33:04 -0400

This is how all plumbers celebrate their birthdays.

Dog Celebrates Birthday

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:07:04 -0400

He got exactly what he wanted: something he could destroy without getting in trouble.

Little Kid Hates Awesome Birthday Present

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:48:58 -0400

"The only thing that could make this day worse is a celebratory cake."

Lady Sucking on Child's Cake-Covered Hand

Wed, 18 May 2011 16:03:58 -0400

"Do I make you cleaner, baby?"

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