Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
That's gonna hurt tomorrow morning.
You spelled "INSANE" wrong.
Beer bottle to the head... (warning: gross)
"When you crush a beer can on your head too hard."
"I'm here to pick up your daughter"

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