Picture We had the hula hoop funnel, now the fun noodle bong - what other toys can be used for debauchery?
Picture Sure man, Mary had a little lamb, okay, but what about all the other stuff that Mary couldn't have because our society is so facist.
Picture "The Goldschlager bong was cool so we built one then a double perc with Absolut and a 2 person hooka with Jager. The mini's are the mouth peices. Breathing glass dust while drilling hurts real bad the next day." I'm sure your lungs love you anyway.
Picture Terrorists can strike at any time, so we have to be ready to continue a normal lifestyle even if there is a biological attack.