This is the only reason you should read, kids.
It's a history lesson and erotic fiction all in one.
You check out King's newest novel on his rack. EHHYOOO.
I want to throw my shirts on it.
Looking forward to the sequel, "Don't Sit Down in the Parlor, Auntie, Them Fire Pokers Get Frisky."
Reading teaches you right and wrong, kids. Sometimes heavy on the latter.
Any self-respecting doctor consults farm animals.
Get this cat a cradle.
First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM.
Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.
Put some spice in your kitchen.
It's as easy as not owning a bear.
He finally came to grips with his part in the Vietnomnom War.
It's probably the sequel to "50 Shades of Grey".
Christian Grey is nasty.
"What do you mean your legs don't bend like that?"