Harry, Ron, and Hermione IRL picture Harry, Ron, and Hermione IRL

Magic is real!

| 2 comments | May 01, 2012
Book Titled "Dressed Up for Murder" Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit picture Book Titled "Dressed Up for Murder" Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit

Not how I would have chosen to dress up for murder, but then I'm not a murderer, so what do I know?

| Be the first to comment! | April 25, 2012
Book Titled "Why Does Poor People Be Poor" picture Book Titled "Why Does Poor People Be Poor"

Asking the hard questions

| Be the first to comment! | April 24, 2012
Book Says that Americans Love Basketball and Beer. picture Book Says that Americans Love Basketball and Beer.

Hey, just because I am easily bribed with beer doesn't mean that all Americans are.

| 1 comment | April 16, 2012
Book on Collecting Child Support has Great Title picture Book on Collecting Child Support has Great Title

First tip for tracking him down: check his address and phone number as listed on the book you published.

| 6 comments | April 10, 2012
Religious Fiction Bible Prank picture Religious Fiction Bible Prank

Making someone go to a store to buy a book is the greatest prank of all.

| 2 comments | March 19, 2012
The Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air picture The Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air

If anything, you could say this train was rare.

| 15 comments | March 13, 2012
DJ Salinger picture DJ Salinger

If there's one thing he hates, it's DJs that use iTunes.

| 1 comment | March 06, 2012
Sexy Harry Potter Tattoo picture Sexy Harry Potter Tattoo

It's not often that the tattoo is better than the book, movie, and everything else in the world combined.

| Be the first to comment! | February 29, 2012
Girl Excited About Goosebumps picture Girl Excited About Goosebumps

The 1990s would have been a better time to be a kid if cameras didn't exist.

| 2 comments | February 29, 2012
Michael Jackson Textbook picture Michael Jackson Textbook

She got a light textbook used by Michael Jackson, got a hard textbook look like Michael Jackson.

| Be the first to comment! | February 16, 2012
Screaming Book Face picture Screaming Book Face

Reading is fu**ing intense.

| 1 comment | January 19, 2012
Emergency Twilight Toilet Paper picture Emergency Twilight Toilet Paper

It even makes your butt sparkle with glitter.

| 2 comments | November 21, 2011
Bambi vs Godzilla Library Book picture Bambi vs Godzilla Library Book

It's 75 pages of magnificently illustrated fight sequences.

| 5 comments | November 18, 2011
Tequila Mockingbird Bar and Grill picture Tequila Mockingbird Bar and Grill

They've got the best Booze Radley in town.

| 1 comment | October 19, 2011
Wife Replaces Encyclopedias picture Wife Replaces Encyclopedias

But no one could replace your energy in bed, Encyclopedias. You'll be sorely missed.

| 3 comments | September 26, 2011
How to Fix Everything Book picture How to Fix Everything Book

Before he put it there it was used as a spare wheel for his car.

| Be the first to comment! | September 19, 2011
Vomiting Bookshelf picture Vomiting Bookshelf

"I knew I shouldn't have had that 'Going Rogue by Sarah Palin' last night."

| Be the first to comment! | September 08, 2011
Racist Old Books Library Section picture Racist Old Books Library Section

It was the only way to get grandpa out of the house.

| 2 comments | September 07, 2011
Bible in Christian Fiction Section picture Bible in Christian Fiction Section

I know reprinting books with minimalist covers are in, but this is a stretch, Twilight.

| 10 comments | August 23, 2011