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Michael Jackson Textbook
She got a light textbook used by Michael Jackson, got a hard textbook look like Michael Jackson.
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Screaming Book Face
Reading is fu**ing intense.
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Emergency Twilight Toilet Paper
It even makes your butt sparkle with glitter.
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Bambi vs Godzilla Library Book
It's 75 pages of magnificently illustrated fight sequences.
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Tequila Mockingbird Bar and Grill
They've got the best Booze Radley in town.
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Wife Replaces Encyclopedias
But no one could replace your energy in bed, Encyclopedias. You'll be sorely missed.
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How to Fix Everything Book
Before he put it there it was used as a spare wheel for his car.
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Vomiting Bookshelf
"I knew I shouldn't have had that 'Going Rogue by Sarah Palin' last night."
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Racist Old Books Library Section
It was the only way to get grandpa out of the house.
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Bible in Christian Fiction Section
I know reprinting books with minimalist covers are in, but this is a stretch, Twilight.
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Buy Me This Book, Hubby
Sub-written by Mr. Fletcher
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Raw E-Books
Now with bed bugs.
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Religious Fellatio
Close your eyes and pray
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Where's Waldo Tattoo
I think the really question is why's Waldo?
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Bookshelf Hooch Hider
Knowledge is power, but drinking is fun.
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Epic Dr. Seuss
This book would of made my childhood so much more exciting. Thanks Dad, parasailing is for losers.


