Michael Jackson Textbook picture Michael Jackson Textbook

She got a light textbook used by Michael Jackson, got a hard textbook look like Michael Jackson.

| 0 comments | 31 minutes ago
Screaming Book Face picture Screaming Book Face

Reading is fu**ing intense.

| 1 comment | January 19, 2012
Emergency Twilight Toilet Paper picture Emergency Twilight Toilet Paper

It even makes your butt sparkle with glitter.

| 2 comments | November 21, 2011
Bambi vs Godzilla Library Book picture Bambi vs Godzilla Library Book

It's 75 pages of magnificently illustrated fight sequences.

| 5 comments | November 18, 2011
Tequila Mockingbird Bar and Grill picture Tequila Mockingbird Bar and Grill

They've got the best Booze Radley in town.

| 2 comments | October 19, 2011
Wife Replaces Encyclopedias picture Wife Replaces Encyclopedias

But no one could replace your energy in bed, Encyclopedias. You'll be sorely missed.

| 3 comments | September 26, 2011
How to Fix Everything Book picture How to Fix Everything Book

Before he put it there it was used as a spare wheel for his car.

| 0 comments | September 19, 2011
Vomiting Bookshelf picture Vomiting Bookshelf

"I knew I shouldn't have had that 'Going Rogue by Sarah Palin' last night."

| 3 comments | September 08, 2011
Racist Old Books Library Section picture Racist Old Books Library Section

It was the only way to get grandpa out of the house.

| 2 comments | September 07, 2011
Bible in Christian Fiction Section picture Bible in Christian Fiction Section

I know reprinting books with minimalist covers are in, but this is a stretch, Twilight.

| 9 comments | August 23, 2011
Buy Me This Book, Hubby picture Buy Me This Book, Hubby

Sub-written by Mr. Fletcher

| 5 comments | July 11, 2011
Raw E-Books picture Raw E-Books

Now with bed bugs.

| 3 comments | June 30, 2011
Religious Fellatio picture Religious Fellatio

Close your eyes and pray

| 2 comments | May 06, 2011
Where's Waldo Tattoo picture Where's Waldo Tattoo

I think the really question is why's Waldo?

| 108 comments | April 15, 2011
Bookshelf Hooch Hider picture Bookshelf Hooch Hider

Knowledge is power, but drinking is fun.

| 36 comments | April 07, 2011
Epic Dr. Seuss picture Epic Dr. Seuss

This book would of made my childhood so much more exciting. Thanks Dad, parasailing is for losers.

| 5 comments | April 04, 2011