Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A superspy can of beer goes undercover.
Thanks to the person who submitted this for not including their wiener in the picture.
I love these new easy-unclapse bras.
"I wore my costume all day and made an ass out of myself in the grocery store beer isle."
Beer and women - who doesn't love it?
A good reason you should break in your hat's brim as soon as you get it.
I don't care if it doesn't have a working bathroom, I'm going to live in it.
She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to be glad she's wearing a hat.
You've got to get yourself together man, you haven't brought a dead bird to the porch in weeks.
Now if someone pukes, we don't even have to clean it up. We just lay down some fresh carpet.
We can't drink that! Or can we...
Is it about you or your butt?
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
I heard Budweiser goes down easy.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.