Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school."
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking.
It's a bitch to pump, but it's worth it as a conversation piece.
I can crush this car with my head.
It's perfect because he's already used to drinking something that tastes like it's from the toilet.
"Oh thank you, BeerMan! How can I ever repay you?" "WITH A BEER OF COURSE, DAMMIT!"
"This one comes from Knoxville, TN. The cursive letters add so much."
Last minute costume
alc - o - lanterns
"Found squirrel after long night of boozin. Reminder: Don't drink and swim."
Peak-a-boo! Is this more wrong or cute?
"Fun at the budweiser factory!"
Maybe this explains why I now need a liver transplant at age 17...
We all know how well Budweiser and night fishing for sharks goes together...
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.