Welcome to the Tunnel of Love, the only dating show that takes place inside your mind every single time you take public transportation! I'm your internal monologue, and let's meet today's contestants …
Stop requested? Not a problem.
They have come to kill us all. And they will look reasonably stylish while doing it.
See, deer? Always look both ways before crossing.
OH DEER: This is my stop.
3-D advertising is the way of the future!
Plus everyday you have the privilege of interacting with charming, friendly customers!
Sometimes you just have to find your passion and roll with it.
Knowledge is powerless.
Coming this MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!
Someone looks a little too happy to be going to Hore School.
Obviously he just has a thing for great narrative.
It's just matching how he feels on the inside.
Baby, he was born this way.