Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If only all jihads were this delicious.
"50 lbs of cake frosting, 11 lbs of sprinkles, 3 bottles of wiped cream, 8 candles, and our hall president's car. You can't see it from this angle but there is a blow up sex doll shaped like a pig in the front seat and 50 blown up condom in the back seat.
Mmmm... is that pineapple I'm tasting?
"The lady liked it so much she threw in the butterfly rings in for free."
"We didn't have enough money to buy a cake for our friend's birthday."Or, apparently, candles.
Is there any event you can't celebrate with cake?
My favorite flavor of cake, how did you know?
If you can eat a slice of that cake and still operate your legs, you made it wrong.
Don't cry, it's chocolate.
Who wants labia?
The cake that eats you.
That's okay. Thanks for the cake.
Chuck Norris already knows your heart's greatest wish and has decided not to grant it.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.