"50 lbs of cake frosting, 11 lbs of sprinkles, 3 bottles of wiped cream, 8 candles, and our hall president's car. You can't see it from this angle but there is a blow up sex doll shaped like a pig in the front seat and 50 blown up condom in the back seat.
    Mmmm... is that pineapple I'm tasting?
    Is there any event you can't celebrate with cake?
    My favorite flavor of cake, how did you know?
    Don't cry, it's chocolate.
    Who wants labia?
    The cake that eats you.
    Asian Orange.
    That's okay. Thanks for the cake.
    Well John it's your birthday you get to eat the cum.

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