Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Red Ring means he'll never play videogames after he's married. Or eat cake.
"This is my friend's Mom..."
Nothing says wedding day like cake filled with sweet, sweet tobacco.
Or you can smoke cigarettes which will make you thin and cool instead of chubby and happy. Your call.
Wow. The plastic-on-top-of-the-cake groom is just as whipped as the real one.
Marriage is all about compromises, he wanted "The Simpsons" and she wanted "South Park."
If you think that's intense, you should have seen Slipknot's performance at the reception.
I'm going to marry the first girl that would let me have that wedding cake.
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
It's like getting a candy gram from a registered sex offender
It's cool. I've got some gauze.
It's not as bad as it looks; she's also wearing a hundred nicotine patches.
"H" is for herpes, that's good enough for me
Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya."
It's like having a conjoined twin in the womb, except this guy has a better kick.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.